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#1 surf

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Posted 05 September 2010 - 07:06 PM

here's the scoop:

for those of you who have heard me bitching about my inbred neighbor from michigan and his fatass wife, this takes the fucking cake. seems they decided to 'spice things up' with their sex life and met some other couple off the net. they apparently hooked up for some wife swapping and now fatass is preggo and it's most likely the other dude's lamb. i swear to god i'm never leaving this street no matter what. even i couldn't have come up with some shit like this for shenanigans

they already had 1 lamb last year and fatass is so fucking fat, we never noticed she was preggo until she told us at 8 mos

could be some extra income with some child support though. betting visitations will be stupendous as well
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Posted 05 September 2010 - 07:09 PM

QUOTE (Ted Striker @ Sep 5 2010, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
here's the scoop:

for those of you who have heard me bitching about my inbred neighbor from michigan and his fatass wife, this takes the fucking cake. seems they decided to 'spice things up' with their sex life and met some other couple off the net. they apparently hooked up for some wife swapping and now fatass is preggo and it's most likely the other dude's lamb. i swear to god i'm never leaving this street no matter what. even i couldn't have come up with some shit like this for shenanigans

they already had 1 lamb last year and fatass is so fucking fat, we never noticed she was preggo until she told us at 8 mos

could be some extra income with some child support though. betting visitations will be stupendous as well


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Posted 05 September 2010 - 07:12 PM

fatass is running around telling everyone on the street about it. what a fucking dumbass
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Posted 05 September 2010 - 07:13 PM

QUOTE (Ted Striker @ Sep 5 2010, 07:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
fatass is running around telling everyone on the street about it. what a fucking dumbass


you need to set up a fucking neighborhood webcam

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Posted 05 September 2010 - 10:50 PM

camera is not big enough
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