you've fucked her all night.........
you feel a chub coming on in your sleep...........
you hear a voice "hey baby"........
open your eyes and realize you got shitfaced and are laying in bed with this:

remember: no matter how bad you think you got, at least you didn't get fucked by a tranny
this message was brought to you by beer and liquor - helping ultra get fucked since he was born













