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#1 armykat30

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Posted 21 May 2010 - 02:03 PM

this dude paid for a star just so he could porn blast about 7 different boards. took staff about 30 minutes to clear it all out. not a bad show, either. i didn't know carmen electra shaved a playboy bunny in her meat curtain afro
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 02:17 PM

QUOTE (armykat30 @ May 21 2010, 02:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this dude paid for a star just so he could porn blast about 7 different boards. took staff about 30 minutes to clear it all out. not a bad show, either. i didn't know carmen electra shaved a playboy bunny in her meat curtain afro


you know staff visits this board, right? good luck with posting ever again, bownds.

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Posted 21 May 2010 - 02:45 PM

i would hope they already know, considering he used a credit card. i doubt anything said over here is going to have an effect on his posting privileges.
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:00 PM

QUOTE (armykat30 @ May 21 2010, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i would hope they already know, considering he used a credit card. i doubt anything said over here is going to have an effect on his posting privileges.


you would be surprised. I had Brandon quote something to me one time that I posted in the Shack in one of his warning e-mails to me.

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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:10 PM

i think bownds is more or less just really pissed they banned his jbownds handle, and he can't get a reply to his emails. you would think with all the money he is throwing at texags, they would give him his handle back. bownds is making texags a multimillion dollar industry.
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:14 PM

and just like that, i get a 24 hour break. if the mods are reading this, did i get banned for what someone else did?
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:24 PM

It wasn't me, dipshit.

Thanks for making it look like it was, though. Really.

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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:24 PM

I saw it. Not bad, but some of us old Shacksters could give him a few pointers. We bombed the everloving shit out of Baylorfans.
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:28 PM

dude, they know. you used a CC
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:29 PM

QUOTE (hamster rapist @ May 21 2010, 03:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I saw it. Not bad, but some of us old Shacksters could give him a few pointers. We bombed the everloving shit out of Baylorfans.


some of the pics were bearly legal
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:36 PM

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dude, they know. you used a CC



Yeah, that's why the account I have with my IP address right now isn't banned.

I see what you are trying to do here, it's just not that funny.

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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:38 PM

i can't get my mind off of carmens lotus patch.

i won't post the picture because it's not safe for work, but here is the link. she just jumped back up the charts for hottest woman alive.

http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-content/u...ersary-18hq.jpg
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:39 PM

i would take full credit for that masterpiece if it were mine, but ok
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 07:44 PM

no way that is a shave job situation.



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Posted 21 May 2010 - 10:50 PM

it looks pretty legit. copy the picture, paste it on paint (tee hee), right click and enlarge the picture by about 75%. looks like a well maintained front nine that i'de love to whack some balls on.
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Posted 22 May 2010 - 08:37 AM

looks like a fucking mask done in photoshop to me but i don't know shit about computer graphics so i'm just throwing it out there
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Posted 24 May 2010 - 08:39 PM

QUOTE (armykat30 @ May 21 2010, 02:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i can't get my mind off of carmens lotus patch.

i won't post the picture because it's not safe for work, but here is the link. she just jumped back up the charts for hottest woman alive.

http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-content/u...ersary-18hq.jpg


She is definitely hot (as well as having STDs), but she is nowhere close to being the hottest woman alive.

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 12:29 AM

pretty sure armykat and bownds are fucking.

just sayin'.

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 01:01 AM

it's not my fault. he walks around stark ass nekkid ALL DAY. what's a good roomie to do?
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Posted 25 May 2010 - 05:31 PM

kat that gif fucking kills

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 08:12 PM

Wait 1 fucking second.

ArmyKat is Frankie T.

I think ive put it together.

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 09:49 PM

QUOTE (Rwilson's buttfuck buddy @ May 26 2010, 08:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wait 1 fucking second.

ArmyKat is Frankie T.

I think ive put it together.



i was thinking he's obi wan ginobli

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 11:12 PM

armykat is obi wan ginobli

Edited by Bownds, 26 May 2010 - 11:13 PM.


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Posted 27 May 2010 - 08:27 AM

I thought Bownds was OWG?

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 08:30 AM

I'll say it again; we need some kind of thread stickied around here so we know who's who on TA.
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#26 armykat30

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 10:01 AM

Rwilson's buttfuck buddy is a little slow on the uptake.

now he's got this internal struggle between enjoying my tard bashing and hating my existence.
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Posted 27 May 2010 - 10:18 AM

I've missed having you around, Kat.

#28 armykat30

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 02:55 PM

don't worry, buddy. we'll have the texags hierarchy back in place soon, and you can go back to calling me a sam state retard soon enough.
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Posted 27 May 2010 - 10:41 PM

just so we're clear:

S ammy = Samuel L. Bronkowitz, right?

I post as Dr. K over there, in case there was any confusion.



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Posted 28 May 2010 - 09:05 AM

i post as dags or dan fielding, but haven't posted over there in years





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