that I would consider having sex with this:
http://i42.tinypic.com/29nzgd3.jpg
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Not enough alcohol in the world, not a dry spell long enough
Started by Aggies98tards54, Mar 28 2010 06:48 PM
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:49 PM
Who is that?
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:54 PM
You'd fuck her.
Let her slap the shit out of you.
Give you a fake "safe word".
Cook her a quiche for breakfast./
Tie your raison berry nuts up under your asshole,. put a rubber ball in your mouth and beg her to let you fuck her again.
Except it would sound like "mmmmp-hhhhhphhhp...mmmphhohh...mmmmmmmmml......mphs.,"
Let her slap the shit out of you.
Give you a fake "safe word".
Cook her a quiche for breakfast./
Tie your raison berry nuts up under your asshole,. put a rubber ball in your mouth and beg her to let you fuck her again.
Except it would sound like "mmmmp-hhhhhphhhp...mmmphhohh...mmmmmmmmml......mphs.,"
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:56 PM
That sounds like something someone who has a track record of relentlessly stalking chicks on the internet might do.
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 08:23 PM
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Let her slap the shit out of you.
Give you a fake "safe word".
Give you a fake "safe word".
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 10:05 PM
No idea who that is.
Gonna go out on a tiny fuckin' limb and say it's the buttereverything that Ribby couldn't satisfy.
Gonna go out on a tiny fuckin' limb and say it's the buttereverything that Ribby couldn't satisfy.
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 10:24 PM
ribby's ex?
notice the twin mole thing on her chin right below the lip
notice the twin mole thing on her chin right below the lip
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Posted 29 March 2010 - 04:07 PM
QUOTE (dag @ Mar 28 2010, 10:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ribby's ex?
I call BS. It's ugly, but it's not a dude.
This post represents me not giving a crap about what you think.
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Posted 29 March 2010 - 04:26 PM
QUOTE (A History of Violence @ Mar 29 2010, 03:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I call BS. It's ugly, but it's not a dude.
So I guess Ultra is eliminated as well.
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Posted 29 March 2010 - 07:41 PM
If you were desperate enough to be on an online dating site, wouldn't you at least set your sights a little higher than that?
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Posted 29 March 2010 - 09:14 PM
This thread is boring. Here's a random picture.
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