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[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

i'm getting fucking old in a month and recently turned single. never been to Vegas. so my buddies and i are going to get gamble and get fucking destroyed. i am up for absolutely anything. so, what are the things i need to do?

where do i need to go? i know some of you old fuckers have been there enough to know all of the inside tricks.

[Thethreeyardout]

You are obligated to get to everything in and around the Hard Rock.

I don't know how long you will be out there, but fuck golf and all of the other shit you have the rest of your life to do.

If you are recently single again...you won't get to everything on that block in a weekend.

[Agent]

it all starts with the room. spend the money. pimp it up. everyone who says "we'll never be in the room anyway" is a fool. you want that option open for impressing hookers and lining out cocaine.

steaks...they have plenty, but Cut in the Palazzo is the best I've had. Get the japanese wagyu.

classic italian...Battistas Hole in the Wall.

Perfect bar for early drinks and fun before you go out...Kahunavilla in Treasure Island

stay away from the rub and tugs....they are a ripoff.

titty bars cost a lot of dough, but they are pretty unreal. A cheaper option is to hire you a few hookers to run around with you a few hours and blow you in strange and unique places.

[dag]

fuck vegas...spend a little more on the flight and go to amsterdam. in the end you will spend less cause it's pretty cheap there compared to vegas' outragious prices.

[Sooner Born]

Instead of hopping the next jet to Sin City and jumping headfirst into the first cooter that bats its eyes at you, take this time to reflect. Your life is a journey. Where have you been and where do you want to go? Have you ever considered becoming a regular church going man? The money you spend could be used in a much more positive light...feeding the hunger, helping the homeless, etc. I implore you to think about your options and your salvation and choose wisely.

[Sooner Born]

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[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

Instead of hopping the next jet to Sin City and jumping headfirst into the first cooter that bats its eyes at you, take this time to reflect. Your life is a journey. Where have you been and where do you want to go? Have you ever considered becoming a regular church going man? The money you spend could be used in a much more positive light...feeding the hunger, helping the homeless, etc. I implore you to think about your options and your salvation and choose wisely.

holy shit.

[Techsan]

it all starts with the room. spend the money. pimp it up. everyone who says "we'll never be in the room anyway" is a fool. you want that option open for impressing hookers and lining out cocaine.

steaks...they have plenty, but Cut in the Palazzo is the best I've had. Get the japanese wagyu.

classic italian...Battistas Hole in the Wall.

Perfect bar for early drinks and fun before you go out...Kahunavilla in Treasure Island

stay away from the rub and tugs....they are a ripoff.

titty bars cost a lot of dough, but they are pretty unreal. A cheaper option is to hire you a few hookers to run around with you a few hours and blow you in strange and unique places.

Solid suggestions.

What would a room large enough to hold 8 guys (and an equal number of hookers) run in LV?

[dag]

so i am newly single

haha, i just noticed you changed your profile pic on FB

[dag]

sorry, didn't mean to make fun of you...we've all been there

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

sorry, didn't mean to make fun of you...we've all been there

no biggie. i'm the one that broke it off. sweet, sweet girl. we just didn't work out.

[Scot]

no biggie. i'm the one that broke it off. sweet, sweet girl. we just didn't work out.

Wouldn't do anal?

[dag]

no biggie. i'm the one that broke it off. sweet, sweet girl. we just didn't work out.

i always try to go fuck my girlfriend's friends when we break up. it's a win win for you...you get pussy AND you piss off your ex. i've actually been successful twice.

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

i always try to go fuck my girlfriend's friends when we break up. it's a win win for you...you get pussy AND you piss off your ex. i've actually been successful twice.

nice

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

Wouldn't do anal?

nope.

wouldn't do blumpkins and that my friend is a deal breaker for any long term relationship.

[dag]

does she have a sister? that would be pretty james bond if she does and you did her

[Scot]

nope.

wouldn't do blumpkins and that my friend is a deal breaker for any long term relationship.

Damn straight. Start them off on one after a night of drinking wine. The shit will come out smelling somewhat like grape jelly which makes it a little easier for them to stomach.

[shiner raider]

Take this guy with you:

[BYU Born (roveram)]

Dress like a playa'. If you don't have a Rolex, rent one. Whores can spot those easily.

Hang at the nice places. The ho's (and they look damn good) will find you.

The '8 guys in a room' shit won't fly.

And I agree, don't rule out Amsterdam.

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

my only problem is my friends. they are all poor bastards. some of them need to get real fucking jobs so we can do it big style

[dag]

then go to new orleans. cheap, close, and you can get pussy there much easier with no money

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

then go to new orleans. cheap, close, and you can get pussy there much easier with no money

fuck that. i've been to the orleans. dig it. but, i'm going fucking vegas.

[Sooner Born]

Vegas, Baby. Vegas.

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

[T-Bird01]

I'll add my 2 pennies....

I agree w/ faggot lawyer that loves his precum mustache....do it right on the room. Stay at Wynn, Bellagio, Caesars, Mandalay, or Hard Rock. If you shoot me your e-mail, I can probably get you a discounted rate at the Wynn. The Wynn is fucking pimp.

As far as what to do....obviously gamble. You're going to want a good sportsbook for Saturday, and Sunday if you're staying through the day (I would recommend staying till Monday). I love going to the sportsbook for NFL games. Great atmosphere.

Clubs....I've soured on the clubs as I've gotten older. I've heard Tao and Pure are pretty good though. There will be dressed up sluts everywhere....outside of every casino and every club. It's amazing how many good looking girls are in Vegas. Last year we went to the one at Hard Rock and it was pretty badass. They also get really wasted and have guys buy them drinks and make them feel pretty. I also like the clubs at Palms. Palms always has a younger crowd.

For food, I had an outstanding steak Memorial weekend at Nine in the Palms. If you decide to go there, make your reservation well in advance. I'm also a fan of the Del Friscos there....better than all of the others I've been to. Both of these are off the strips though.

Go to Spearmint Rhino....even if you're not big on tit bars. That place is amazing. Every girl in there is a 9 or 10. Also very little with tats. Bring your wallet though. You can get $20 lap dances, but most of the chicks will try and get you to the back. If you decide to go back there, get them to take you to the "private" part. There is a back room where several other swinging dicks are around, and it is dark, but don't do that one. DO NOT LET THOSE IDIOT CAB DRIVERS TALK YOU INTO GOING ANYWHERE ELSE...PERIOD! They get paid by the clubs to take people to those places. Also, if you feel like you want to pay for a chick, there are plenty in the Wynn and at Hard Rock. I actually saw some decent looking ones at Hard Rock, but I vowed to never pay for that, sans the money dropped at a tit bar. I will say that it was pretty tempting.

I've never been, but I've seen pics, heard from friends, etc that the Rehab pool party at Hard Rock on Sunday is badass. Find some chicks to go in with you though, and get there early.

Most of all....good luck, and congrats on popping the Vegas cherry. The 1st time is always unbelievable.

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

thanks for the info t-bird. pm sent.

[Sooner Born]

Please note, T-bird did not pay for any of that. His friend's boss's college roommate did.

[sammy]

Gamble.

Tryst @ Wynn.

Tao @ Ventian.

Rhino.

[T-Bird01]

Please note, T-bird did not pay for any of that. His friend's boss's college roommate did.

[Sooner Born]