My t-shirt was fucking allsome tonight
Started by BYU Born (roveram), Sep 15 2009 11:20 PM
12 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 15 September 2009 - 11:20 PM
It arrived at 4:45p, and I immediately put it on. Went to the pharmacy to get my meds, and they treated me like I had the Bubonic Plague.
Then I cruised to the bar. My LSU buddy laughed so hard he fell off his fucking stool, and then bought me a drink. Then the manager, an OK-Lite guy, bought me a drink.
Shortly thereafter, another friend of mine (t-shirt ou) threatened to have my quasi-step-daughter fired. He was quickly shut down.
This shit is fun. I'm going to wear this shirt out.
Then I cruised to the bar. My LSU buddy laughed so hard he fell off his fucking stool, and then bought me a drink. Then the manager, an OK-Lite guy, bought me a drink.
Shortly thereafter, another friend of mine (t-shirt ou) threatened to have my quasi-step-daughter fired. He was quickly shut down.
This shit is fun. I'm going to wear this shirt out.
#2
Posted 15 September 2009 - 11:31 PM
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#3
Posted 16 September 2009 - 10:17 AM
However you get your jollies I guess. seems kind of weird to me, but then I don't live in Okie-land and have to deal with them every day.
#4
Posted 16 September 2009 - 10:24 AM
i just don't get why texans hate okies...that'd be like warren buffett hating a trader for UBS. i used to do a ton of business in Tulsa and I never had a problem with them. and i don't mean this to rover specifically, but all texans that make a big deal about hating oklahomans. you should be hating new yorkers and other yankees.
#5
Posted 16 September 2009 - 10:26 AM
at least okies vote the right way
#6
Posted 16 September 2009 - 11:03 AM
I'm tellin' ya.....
Get a bunch of those decals and wife beaters......iron the decal on up side down and clean the fuck up.
You're a lawyer...you know who to pay off for licensing rights in that state.
Get a bunch of those decals and wife beaters......iron the decal on up side down and clean the fuck up.
You're a lawyer...you know who to pay off for licensing rights in that state.
#7
Posted 16 September 2009 - 11:45 AM
QUOTE (dag @ Sep 16 2009, 10:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i just don't get why texans hate okies...that'd be like warren buffett hating a trader for UBS. i used to do a ton of business in Tulsa and I never had a problem with them. and i don't mean this to rover specifically, but all texans that make a big deal about hating oklahomans. you should be hating new yorkers and other yankees.
Tulsa isn't too bad. It's the southern okies that are unbearable.
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
#8
Posted 16 September 2009 - 02:27 PM
I don't have a problem with people from Oklahoma either. Used to work with a girl from OKC who had just about the finest azz I've ever seen on a woman. (Course she gave me the fuckin Heisman. Bitch)
Now those fuckers from Colorado....fuck those people.
Now those fuckers from Colorado....fuck those people.
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#9
Posted 16 September 2009 - 02:40 PM
and Cameron. Fuck those people.
#10
Posted 16 September 2009 - 02:49 PM
QUOTE (balls deep in balls deep in sooner born's wife's asshole's wife's vaginal mucus in my mustache's wife's asshole @ Sep 16 2009, 02:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
and Cameron. Fuck those people.
I dated a girl from Cameron while I was at a&m. She was sweet but her Mom hated me. I was her first serious boyfriend and her Mom never missed a chance to needle me.
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#11
Posted 16 September 2009 - 03:23 PM
QUOTE (HeyMoe @ Sep 16 2009, 02:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I dated a girl from Cameron while I was at a&m. She was sweet but her Mom hated me. I was her first serious boyfriend and her Mom never missed a chance to needle me.
Because you were needle dicking her daughter.
#12
Posted 16 September 2009 - 07:34 PM
I don't hate Oklahomans per se, just OU. Hell if that was the case, technically I'd have to hate myself, family, etc.
There's actually a shit load of hot bitches here.
But spend some time in the state and you'll end up like me when it comes to the t-shirts:

There's actually a shit load of hot bitches here.
But spend some time in the state and you'll end up like me when it comes to the t-shirts:

#13
Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:25 PM
QUOTE (BYU Born (roveram) @ Sep 16 2009, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't hate Oklahomans per se, just OU. Hell if that was the case, technically I'd have to hate myself, family, etc.
There's actually a shit load of hot bitches here.
But spend some time in the state and you'll end up like me when it comes to the t-shirts:

There's actually a shit load of hot bitches here.
But spend some time in the state and you'll end up like me when it comes to the t-shirts:

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