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#1 Lazlo Hollyfeld

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 10:48 PM

So, I am out with my buddies and get a message. "I am going out with my new coworkers and told them you would come. Are you available? Pick me up at 'said time'".

This does not mean I am going to drop what I am doing and come meet these new people. This, also, does not give you the fucking right to be pissed that I am not coming out to meet your new fucking coworkers.

However, I was never informed that you were actually working on said day nor that I was booked to do anything on said night. I have no problem meeting your friends or new coworkers.

So, you are in fact the one that fucked up by committing me to a meet and greet without actually consulting me.

Fellas, am I right?

Post script: I am sorry this does not contain the normal amount of spelling errors that a drunk person might post.

#2 Scot

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:26 PM

Sounds like you should stop dating bitches that don't have real jobs. HTH

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:16 AM

From now on you should only date JAPs, they're really easy to deal with.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:11 AM

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From now on you should only date JAPs, they're really easy to deal with.


And their snatch's are sideways! Or are you refering to Jewish American Princesses?

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:25 AM

The latter.
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#6 Scot

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:35 AM

QUOTE (Sooner Born @ Jul 10 2009, 09:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
JAPs

Are sluts if you are willing to put up with em

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:02 AM

QUOTE (Scot @ Jul 10 2009, 09:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are sluts if you are willing to put up with em

Which ones? Asians or Jewish girls? Because they are some of the few girls I have not been with. Along with hispanics, black girls, white girls, and Indians.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:11 AM

QUOTE (Tex Pete @ Jul 10 2009, 11:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Which ones? Asians or Jewish girls? Because they are some of the few girls I have not been with. Along with hispanics, black girls, white girls, and Indians.

Jews. Specifically JAPs





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