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Posted 29 June 2009 - 11:22 PM

My cousin called today to say he was coming to town for a NAB review course (which he will flunk).

He's bringing his bitch that everybody hates. I've only met her a couple of times.

She claims P.F. is not healthy and wants sushi.

I call bullshit.

The chick might be floating this time tomorrow.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:10 AM

nothing wrong with PF Chang's

drown the bitch.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:18 AM

PF changs is so tits. Get a few lettuce wraps and some good beef doused in Mongolian or their spicy korean sauce, whatever the fuck its called. At least one plate of brown rice as well. Then tell that bitch to stfu and enjoy your great Asian (American) cuisine.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:21 AM

Guess it depends on what else is available. I think the place is pretty good but over priced. So is most sushi though.

If she swallows, who cares?

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:33 AM

chang's spicy chicken, honey seared chicken, mongolian beef and dan dan noodles are the tits.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:08 AM

It's good food but not worth the bill. That being said, take her to one of those $1 a scoop places and tell her she only gets half a scoop until she starts doing anal.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 11:19 AM

PF Changs sucks. It's for dildos that eat at all the other sucky ass chain places when they want Asian food.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 11:23 AM

QUOTE (Aggies98tards54 @ Jun 28 2009, 03:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
PF Changs sucks. It's for dildos that eat at all the other sucky ass chain places when they want Asian food.


fuck you

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 11:37 AM

QUOTE (Aggies98tards54 @ Jun 30 2009, 11:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
PF Changs sucks. It's for dildos that eat at all the other sucky ass chain places when they want Asian food.

Boozing's bored.

For the record, I don't think PFC is all that great, either.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 12:18 PM

I like PF Chang's, along with Pei Wei....it's not "real" Chinese food, but who the fuck cares...it tastes good.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 01:14 PM

People that go to PF Changs for Chinese probably go to the Olive Garden for Italian and Dickey's for BBQ.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 02:05 PM

QUOTE (Aggies98tards54 @ Jun 30 2009, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
People that go to PF Changs for Chinese probably go to the Olive Garden for Italian and Dickey's for BBQ.


have you even had real Chinese food? you wont find it outside of the real Chinatowns in the major cities, because people want shit that tastes good whether it is authentic or not. im sure you never eat out though and only cook authentic region based dishes for your home. you probably also do not listen to mainstream music or watch commonly viewed tv programs either. typical wannabe sophisticated internet slob.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 02:10 PM

QUOTE (yoshi @ Jun 30 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
have you even had real Chinese food? you wont find it outside of the real Chinatowns in the major cities, because people want shit that tastes good whether it is authentic or not. im sure you never eat out though and only cook authentic region based dishes for your home. you probably also do not listen to mainstream music or watch commonly viewed tv programs either. typical wannabe sophisticated internet slob.




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Posted 30 June 2009 - 02:49 PM

QUOTE (yoshi @ Jun 30 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
have you even had real Chinese food? you wont find it outside of the real Chinatowns in the major cities, because people want shit that tastes good whether it is authentic or not. im sure you never eat out though and only cook authentic region based dishes for your home. you probably also do not listen to mainstream music or watch commonly viewed tv programs either. typical wannabe sophisticated internet slob.


So you're telling everyone they can't have real Chinese food outside the real Chinatowns, then calling me the typical wannabe sophisticated internet slob.

I'm just not a fan of eating at big chain places, that's all. I just don't like my food that generic.

As far as mainstream music, yes, I think most current mainstream music out there blows nuts. If you're into Akon or Kenny Chesney, great. I think it blows. I'm not into Jon and Kate plus 8, the Bachelor, or any of the other reality bs, but I do enjoy The Office.

Edited by Aggies98tards54, 30 June 2009 - 02:52 PM.


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Posted 30 June 2009 - 02:53 PM

If I was a real internet snob, I'd be posting about what airport I'm layed over in or about my upcoming trip to some shithole in southern New Mexico.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:06 PM

i tend to like lean chicken, not the gelatinous fatty crap most chinese food places serve.

same for beef. lean and crispy.

chang's is about as close as it gets to achieving perfection on those concepts.

that's what's important to me in chinese food. i don't need authenticity because frankly, authentic chinese food tastes, looks and smells like duck pussy to me.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:16 PM

QUOTE (Agent @ Jun 30 2009, 03:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i tend to like lean chicken, not the gelatinous fatty crap most chinese food places serve.

same for beef. lean and crispy.

that's what's important to me in chinese food.


When did you become a healthy eater mr mongolian bbq?


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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:35 PM

has nothing to do with health.

fatty, rubbery chicken makes me gag

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:54 PM

QUOTE (Agent @ Jun 30 2009, 03:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
fatty, rubbery pussy makes me cum



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Posted 30 June 2009 - 06:26 PM

The bitch capitulated and is willing to go to changs.


I'll post how it goes.


If there's any problems whatsoever, I'll tell her to get the fuck out of this state.

I've been doing a lot of that lately.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:14 PM

What an idiot!

Has she ever checked the calories in a sushi roll?

With the Rice and Sauces and (sometimes) cream cheese ONE roll has 130-500 calories. Unless you're eating sashimi you're not being "healthy"

She has the logic of a flea.

Edited by Tmoney, 30 June 2009 - 09:16 PM.


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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:44 PM

Tmoney - longtime no see. Where have you been?

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:49 PM

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 10:56 PM

Update: Chang's dominated.

-my cousin's bitch is also a whore

-you fuckers talking about 'authentic' Chinese food need to fry a cat on the 4th. I guess that's the type of shit you're talking about.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:39 PM

Wow....please tell me that you aren't serious Boozing. You stay away from all chain restaurants? I find that real hard to believe.

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 07:49 PM

macaroni grill, carabbas >>>>>>>>>>>>> olive garden

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 01:44 AM

her opinion should have never mattered in the first place.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 10:34 PM

nm

Edited by AggieJen02, 02 July 2009 - 10:34 PM.

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