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[surf]

fucking sucks. i could have went to carowinds or busch gardens and hit up the disney store in crabtree and had much more fucking fun and not gotten ass raped like i did at that fucking place. god damned character breakfast took me for fucking $80 and the little shit ate for free. fucking pop (that's for you elliot) is like 3 fucking bucks for a 20 oz. oh and to top it off, the little shit had at least 3 meltdowns each and every fucking day. i came real fucking close to snapping on her ass and beating the fucking shit out of her at least twice.

now for the good news: on the way back to the car in animal kingdom, this boy in front of me started asking me about my daughter. i knew something was wrong with him but i really wasn't paying attention at first. anyways, he keeps talking and shifts the way he is seating. when he does, i see the big ass make a wish button he has on his shirt. dude got to spend the whole day hanging out with one of the goofy characters from what he said and had the time of his life. he got his wish to come true and no matter what happened on that trip, that was the high light and something that i could always think about and smile. wish i would have thought about it at the time but should have taken a pic with him or something so i'd have something to remember it by and show people

[BYU Born (roveram)]

Wow. You accomplished a lot.

I took my sons to the A&M/OU game on Friday.

Ignored the fuckers the rest of the weekend, and dumped them this morning.

After that, I went to the bar and macked on a lesbo that flies AWACS out of Tinker.


I envy you surf.

[surf]

went to magic kingdom 3 times, epcot twice and animal kingdom once. animal kingdom is the worst one i went to. the zoo is much better than it is. magic was OK but it's pretty much only for kids. daughter had a ball there while i was bored and miserable pretty much the whole time. epcot was cool and the only one i'd go back to. my buddy and his family had more fun than we did cause they didn't have my daughter having meltdowns all fucking day cause she couldn't do what she wanted when she wanted. the cinderella character we met on tuesday at magic kingdom was same one that we met at the character breakfast we had on thursday in epcot. i thought it was pretty cool that she remembered seeing my daughter 2 days before considering all the people they see each day.

btw. if any of you are planning to go anytime soon: don't waste your time on the pirates of the caribbean ride in the magic kingom. it fucking sucked and there are large parts of it that have absolutely nothing but blank walls - several different sections. the shit in the ball at epcot was fucking lame too. glad i got stuck watching the strollers on that one cause i had a gut feeling i'd be pissed that i lost those minutes for something that fucking stupid. whatever the the energy ride with ellen degeneres (sp) was a fucking waste of time too. scared the shit out of my daughter too so i was ready to kick the fucker at the gate's ass since he said it wouldn't scare small children and didn't move (which it did both). do lots of research too on cheap shit to do wile there cause it's ridiculous in the parks on everything. pecos something in the magic kingdom has good beef bbq for around $9 a sandwich (no refills on drinks though). any fancy dining you want to do in the parks, you'd better make reservations in advance of your trip or you'll end up like my buddy who didn't believe me that you needed one to get to eat at a nice place inside the parks

[HeyMoe]

[Agent]

i masturbated to minnie one time. true story.

[dag]

i told you the prices are insane.

[HeyMoe]

I have never, ever been tempted to go to a Disney theme park. If I want to stand in line for hours and see a bunch of cartoon characters I'll just go down to the DMV.

[dag]

unfortunately i've been to the one in cali and florida. i had a conference in orlando and the girlfriend at the time came out there and wanted to go. then i went to cali with my next girlfriend and her parents and they all wanted to go to the disney parks out there.

[Sooner Born]

I'm headed out to Orlando for a work meeting in July. I'm sure it will be hot as fuck and I'm sure we will do something craptastic at a Disney place one of the nights.

[Thethreeyardout]

I told you that Minnie was masturbate worthy.

[Nedley Mandingo]

Took the family in March. Hollywood Studios was the best park, IMO. Aerosmith roller coaster, Tower of Terror, Indiana Jones and the best was the show at the far end doing movie chase scenes in cars, motorcycles, jet skis, etc. It had explosions and cool shit like that(can't remember what it was called). Oh yeah, the Star Wars simulator was cool too and the 3-D Toy Story wasn't bad either.