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[dag]

hadn't been in a while and went saturday before i went out. the talent has gotten great there again. we were watching the last qtr of the mavs game in the back and the GM of all the treasures' strip clubs (6 in houston alone, not named treasuers obviously) came and sat and talked with us. anyways, he was telling us it is the highest grossing strip club in the southwest that isn't in Vegas and does $18,000,000 in liquor sales a year. eighteen fucking million. that is insane.

[Scot]

hadn't been in a while and went saturday before i went out. the talent has gotten great there again. we were watching the last qtr of the mavs game in the back and the GM of all the treasures' strip clubs (6 in houston alone, not named treasuers obviously) came and sat and talked with us. anyways, he was telling us it is the highest grossing strip club in the southwest that isn't in Vegas and does $18,000,000 in liquor sales a year. eighteen fucking million. that is insane.

I spent single mother's day at the yellow rose and the talent is shockingly bad for a town full of dumb college girls.

[Thethreeyardout]

I spent single mother's day at the yellow rose and the talent is shockingly bad for a town full of dumb college girls.

They all seem to be car pooling from Killeen.

I am not sure about Don's recruiting tactics.

[Scot]

They all seem to be car pooling from Killeen.

I am not sure about Don's recruiting tactics.

For future reference, who is pulling in good talent these days?

[Thethreeyardout]

I have a theory about this very thing that I have broken down into three dynamics, Scot.

1. Me getting older - thus more critical and a stripper I believed to be the most beautiful thing on the planet when I was 23 is kind of skanky now.
2. These half way tit bars like "Bone Daddies" that bring in all of the really young talent....and they stay there half assed clothed and rake huge tips without the stigma of being a "stripper".
3. The internet.


Notable talent drop in this town at the tit bars in the last 10 years...you are absolutely right.

[Agent]

Austin places:

Perfect 10
Sugar's
Palazio

In that order...

[Thethreeyardout]

I don't know, pawds.

The perfect 10 has a certain somebody that has woven in and out of my life since the mid eighties still dancing there.

Sugars went to shit when Don left and took over the Rose....but now the Rose is starting to suck.


Palazio owner is THE biggest sports bettor in this town.

[T-Bird01]

I might be in Austin soon, and will definitely be in need of a tit bar outing. Actually, I may be there permanently if I like it enough on my next couple of visits and can find a job.

[Thethreeyardout]

I might be in Austin soon, and will definitely be in need of a tit bar outing. Actually, I may be there permanently if I like it enough on my next couple of visits and can find a job.

will you do "almost ethical accounting" if the price is right?


I will move you up here.

[T-Bird01]

Absolutely, I will. I'm ready to get out of the corporate umbrella.

[Thethreeyardout]

I am going to think about this!/ Costanza



I don't remember if you are single still, Puddy, but if you are, get here in short order.


Everyone is hiding money and you could pimp your shit out like these Lawyers that get us out of jail.

And the honeys are EVERYWHERE....and some pretty solid hoops facilities have been built.

[T-Bird01]

Yeah....single as of yesterday.

[Thethreeyardout]

I understand that.


But I gotta pay to get out of mine.


good luck...get over here and get laid....best remedy I have had suggested to me.

It works....for a while....then you gotta do it again.....and golf...and gamble,....and drink.

[BYU Born (roveram)]

throw some dice and fuck a whore.

you'll feel better.

[Mrs. Rick]

Ok it seems pretty easy for a guy. . .what do I do?

[RaginKajun]

$18,000,000 in liquor sales a year

and not a single fucking itemized receipt in the file cabinet.