I have to be getting close.
And thanks for wishing me happy birthday, you assholes
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What is the proper age to stop posting on message boards?
Started by Agent, May 10 2009 12:35 PM
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 12:35 PM
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 02:49 PM
35?
I saw the cup cakes on your desk....I should have known.
I saw the cup cakes on your desk....I should have known.
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 03:05 PM
happy b-day mother fucker.
Go do some fun shit.
Go do some fun shit.
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 08:48 PM
1) As long as you're not hitting on girls old enough to be your grandchild you're good.
2) OH or when you have the zoom maxed out on your internet and you still cant read the font.
3) You don't get 75% of the jokes the "kids" make and think their stupid &/or disrespectful.
Happy Birthday Gramps.
2) OH or when you have the zoom maxed out on your internet and you still cant read the font.
3) You don't get 75% of the jokes the "kids" make and think their stupid &/or disrespectful.
Happy Birthday Gramps.
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 09:40 PM
QUOTE (Tmoney @ May 8 2009, 11:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1) As long as you're not hitting on girls old enough to be your grandchild you're good.
2) OH or when you have the zoom maxed out on your internet and you still cant read the font.
3) You don't get 75% of the jokes the "kids" make and think their stupid &/or disrespectful.
Happy Birthday Gramps.
2) OH or when you have the zoom maxed out on your internet and you still cant read the font.
3) You don't get 75% of the jokes the "kids" make and think their stupid &/or disrespectful.
Happy Birthday Gramps.
The only other chick besides the Octomom to have 80 fingers inside her at the same time
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 10:24 PM
I hope it's not 41.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:49 AM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 10 2009, 12:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have to be getting close.
And thanks for wishing me happy birthday, you assholes
And thanks for wishing me happy birthday, you assholes
I went to the strip club in your honor.
Hope you had a good one on the border, bud!
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:45 AM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 9 2009, 12:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The only other chick besides the Octomom to have 80 fingers inside her at the same time
Not even a giggle?
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 11:13 AM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 11 2009, 10:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not even a giggle?
Stolen from a comedy central roast without citation.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 01:32 PM
and there were so many other lines that came out of that
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 01:47 PM
PS you are also too old for facebook
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 01:56 PM
damn it
add me
add me
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 04:19 PM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 10 2009, 12:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have to be getting close.
And thanks for wishing me happy birthday, you assholes
And thanks for wishing me happy birthday, you assholes
I turned 36 on Saturday.
Guess I'm not the only one who has his b-day on Mothers Day all-too-frequently.
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 11:14 PM
I turn 37 in August.
Good question.
I'm glad I had better things to do in my early to late twenties. But, it's probably time to start attending state dinners in my thirties.
We all need to find better things to do.
Good question.
I'm glad I had better things to do in my early to late twenties. But, it's probably time to start attending state dinners in my thirties.
We all need to find better things to do.
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 01:46 AM
QUOTE (BillJack @ May 20 2009, 02:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I turn 37 in August.
Good question.
I'm glad I had better things to do in my early to late twenties. But, it's probably time to start attending state dinners in my thirties.
We all need to find better things to do.
Good question.
I'm glad I had better things to do in my early to late twenties. But, it's probably time to start attending state dinners in my thirties.
We all need to find better things to do.
just holler at me and tex pete. we're the token old guys here. maybe we should hook up at Luby's and plan our next Mason meeting.
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 11:23 AM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 22 2009, 01:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
just holler at me and tex pete. we're the token old guys here. maybe we should hook up at Luby's and plan our next Mason meeting.
You sonofabitch.
I am a Mason. Past Master of the Lodge, as a matter of fact.
Luby's ain't half bad, either.
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 11:24 AM
Which of you fuckers changed my avatar?
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 04:43 PM
your avatar just made me vomit
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 09:32 PM
QUOTE (LoneStarFree @ May 22 2009, 06:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hope it's not 41 as well.
its ok as long as you have banged a 21 year old in the last 5 years.
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Posted 23 May 2009 - 03:38 PM
when you need a helmet and a box of crayons, it's time to stop posting
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 24 May 2009 - 10:37 AM
FWIW, there is an 86 year-old guy that posts on the Politics board. OkAg44.
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
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Posted 24 May 2009 - 11:17 AM
QUOTE (surf @ May 23 2009, 03:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
when you need a helmet and a box of crayons, it's time to stop posting
tech celebrating their B12 South "Title"
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Posted 24 May 2009 - 05:58 PM
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its ok as long as you have banged a 21 year old in the last 5 years.
24 is the lowest I've banged.
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Posted 24 May 2009 - 06:25 PM
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its ok as long as you have banged a 21 year old in the last 5 years.
guess i shouldn't be posting either.
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 02:15 PM
Damnit.
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 02:21 PM
QUOTE (LoneStarFree @ May 24 2009, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
24 is the lowest I've banged.
How about we set the bar at ((age / 2) + 8)
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 02:47 PM
QUOTE (Tex Pete @ May 22 2009, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You sonofabitch.
I am a Mason. Past Master of the Lodge, as a matter of fact.
Luby's ain't half bad, either.
I am a Mason. Past Master of the Lodge, as a matter of fact.
Luby's ain't half bad, either.
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 02:48 PM
The Knights of Columbus whips the Masons' ass by the way.
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