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[Mrs. Rick]

and while we are on the subject, which is better . . .

xanax, ativan, valium or klonopin - anyone have an opinion?

Here's another series to choose from:

prozac, wellbutrin, paxil or zoloft - again any opinions?

I am just drug shopping and thought I'd come to some resident experts.

[Agent]

Valtrex

[AggieJen02]

agent

[Agent]

actually, i was being serious.

it's a miracle drug for flare-ups. i feel so alone during a bad flare, and it makes me feel like my bumpy little patches aren't so bad after all. To some, they may even be sexy.

[AggieJen02]

do NOT do a google search for "herpes". i just vomited in my mouth.

[Mrs. Rick]

Hey I was kind of serious about choices between some of the listed drugs. The humorous responses are good too and kind of serve the purpose of the drug list as well, but if anyone has a real preference I'd be interested. I really have been reading up on a bunch of these and I was just wondering. Too bad Yards hasn't been by to visit the boards. For some reason I think he may have some opinions on this topic.

[Sooner Born]

Agent

[Agent]

do NOT do a google search for "herpes". i just vomited in my mouth.

this is why you weren't admitted to Texas tech University. We practice tolerance for those who are venereally challenged.

[Agent]

Medical marvels like Valtrex have changed the way I choose to engage in intercourse. In the olden days, if you caught the clap, they'd beat your dick with a rubber mallet to get all the pus out. Then they put the shot right into the frenulum just beneath the tip of the head. Nowadays, they just melt a small pill under your tongue and send you right back into the marvelous wild.

The word frenulum is underutilized in my opinion.

[Agent]

Venereal diseases are something we often joke about, but never truly discuss on here. IMHO, this is a shame.

Show of hands...and let's be honest here...how many of you have contracted a venereal disease? Be candid.

I'll start.


Here

[Agent]

Does multiple venereal diseases require multiple responses?

if so, +2 more

[AggieJen02]

let me guess...during your stay in lubbuttocks?

[AggieJen02]

on a similar note, i just saw a commercial for KY arousal gel. wtf is that??

[Agent]

I actually took one with me out to Lubbock.

It was nothing a razor or some good shampoo wouldn't have taken care of though.

[Agent]

on a similar note, i just saw a commercial for KY arousal gel. wtf is that??

It stimulates masturbation. When you lube it up, it magically creates a warming sensation that is only comparable to a large, hairy coot

[AggieJen02]

but it was marketed for women.

[Agent]

rogaine was too at first, but we see how that turned out

don't you fucking judge me

[Agent]

by the way, is there any chance you have a pool with a diving board?

[AggieJen02]

it's a kiddie pool, but i can put in a diving board if i know you'll be jumping in it.

[BYU Born (roveram)]

I've fucked countless bitches, whores, prostitutes (including a 3 year stint in Lubbock).. I'm completely stunned there's no std's for me.

Knock-ups are a different story.

But that shit can be handled.

[Agent]

it's a kiddie pool, but i can put in a diving board if i know you'll be jumping in it.

you're definitely a candidate for something I'm planning

[Agent]

I've fucked countless bitches, whores, prostitutes (including a 3 year stint in Lubbock).. I'm completely stunned there's no std's for me.

Knock-ups are a different story.

But that shit can be handled.

Remember when me, Bob E. and Truepan were at your house for the aggies' first game back in '96?

I was straight up sporting the crabs on your plush sofa.

[BYU Born (roveram)]

I remember that, as well as Bob E. asking my ex (nursing student at the time), to look at his dick and see what the spots were.

He'd been drilling a hurtin' black chick for a month or so.

I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

[Agent]

I f'ing remember that too. Of course, I could hardly hear him over your g'damn box fans conveniently placed about

[Agent]

But of course, my favorite Bob Ellis story was how he met his first wife.

That...and the wedding day experience from her disapproving parents' house. I'll never forget how he had a dip in his mouth and spit it in an empty Orange Slice can during the vows in their living room.

East Texas boys ain't for everybody.

[sammy]

Ive heard mustard injected in the penis hole cures the herp.

Anyone besides agent tried it?

[AggieJen02]

now THIS is the kind of stuff i thought the shack was all about

[Thethreeyardout]

needle in the dick (no not needle dick) at the clinic on Oltorlf and I-35 for the clap.............here.

[BQ_90]

by the way, is there any chance you have a pool with a diving board?

oh shit

[BYU Born (roveram)]

Don't forget about Truepan sitting next to Bob's faggot brother and his SO at said wedding.


Once again, I almost puked laughing so hard.

We could flog Bob E. or Truepan anytime.