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Started by yoshi, Mar 05 2009 10:20 PM
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:22 PM
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LOL she's right, you're supposed to make a sound when you bust a nut. Staying quiet while you shoot your goo is kinda weird. I usually go "Oh yeah, OH YEAH UHHHHHH" when I orgasm haha.
One time I was f*cking this hot vegetarian chick, because my college was full of hippies. I swear half the people there liked the same sex and the other half didn't eat meat.
Anyways so for being a veggie she sure didn't mind eating my meat, the girl sucked a mean dick. It awoke the beast in me and I went into beast mode, picking her up and f*cking her against the wall.
Then I dropped her on the bed and we started f*cking doggy style. I'm thrusting away feeling like the man and I look down at her ass and I can see her assh0le...and it has green shit on it. Must've been from all the green vegetables her diet consist of.
After seeing her green crusty anus I couldn't help myself and threw up on her lower back. She started freaking out, and I just grabbed my clothes and left. Didn't say anything.
That is definitely the worst, other than that I've had whiskey dick and couldn't f*ck this really hot girl I finally managed to seduce one drunken night. Also I've had a girl rake me.
One time I was f*cking this hot vegetarian chick, because my college was full of hippies. I swear half the people there liked the same sex and the other half didn't eat meat.
Anyways so for being a veggie she sure didn't mind eating my meat, the girl sucked a mean dick. It awoke the beast in me and I went into beast mode, picking her up and f*cking her against the wall.
Then I dropped her on the bed and we started f*cking doggy style. I'm thrusting away feeling like the man and I look down at her ass and I can see her assh0le...and it has green shit on it. Must've been from all the green vegetables her diet consist of.
After seeing her green crusty anus I couldn't help myself and threw up on her lower back. She started freaking out, and I just grabbed my clothes and left. Didn't say anything.
That is definitely the worst, other than that I've had whiskey dick and couldn't f*ck this really hot girl I finally managed to seduce one drunken night. Also I've had a girl rake me.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:33 PM
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Wake up and start going at it again. She tells me- but im on my period - i figured how bad can it be. wrong thing to think. We go at it and i go to her " god damn you're wet" she goes " its my period". The lights were off so i had no idea. Well we finish up, she rolls off, lights flip on. I am not kidding you guys - it looked like a murder scene on my lap and dick.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:52 PM
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I am not kidding you guys - it looked like a murder scene on my lap and dick.
Been there. Done that. 
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 05:28 AM
Been there. Done that. barf.gif barf.gif barf.gif
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 05:36 AM
alright.
so my gf had weekend guests at her apt. when we had been dating for maybe 3 months.
we got up on saturday morning and made omelettes for everyone. later that morning we are showering together and i "politely imply" that she go down on me as she is on the rag and i haven't had a hummer in a while and she is on the rag.
about 5 minutes in-a hair from her scalp somehow finds its way into her mouth as she is fellating me and makes its way into her throat after a few thrusts. within .5 seconds her gag reflex kicks in and she pukes omelette/orange juice all over my dick/abdomen.
needless to say- i did NOT finish that morning
so my gf had weekend guests at her apt. when we had been dating for maybe 3 months.
we got up on saturday morning and made omelettes for everyone. later that morning we are showering together and i "politely imply" that she go down on me as she is on the rag and i haven't had a hummer in a while and she is on the rag.
about 5 minutes in-a hair from her scalp somehow finds its way into her mouth as she is fellating me and makes its way into her throat after a few thrusts. within .5 seconds her gag reflex kicks in and she pukes omelette/orange juice all over my dick/abdomen.
needless to say- i did NOT finish that morning
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 10:28 AM
QUOTE (Thunder18 @ Mar 6 2009, 04:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
within .5 seconds her gag reflex kicks in and she pukes omelette/orange juice all over my dick/abdomen.
needless to say- i did NOT finish that morning
needless to say- i did NOT finish that morning
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I busted her cherry.
Posted 06 March 2009 - 10:34 AM
If she gags that easily, she probably was giving a bad bj anyway
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 02:21 PM
QUOTE (Scot @ Mar 6 2009, 11:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If she gags that easily, she probably was giving a bad bj anyway
definitely not her strong point
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 02:24 PM
it sure wasn't, but she had a way with her pinky finger
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 02:48 PM
Quality forum. It's not far behind the 21orover and meatspin forums.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:51 PM
QUOTE (Agent @ Mar 6 2009, 01:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
it sure wasn't, but she had a way with her pinky finger
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Posted 07 March 2009 - 04:30 PM
QUOTE (Agent @ Mar 6 2009, 03:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
it sure wasn't, but she had a way with her pinky finger
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