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[Timmy Chang]

I don't recall finishing up until I was at least fourteen. I had a few years of dry rubs. Like the early menstruation issue, we might be able to chock the early age power of his semen to the bovine growth hormone.

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

[RaginKajun]

I had a few years of dry rubs

those were much easier (read cleaner) times.

[Timmy Chang]

Since the what the fuck thread is already started, i can think of no better place for an article about a former assistant da going to brownsville on a brownsville ihop bench.

http://www.brownsvilleherald.com/news/teag...ice_former.html

[Scot]

Teague graduated from Texas Tech University in May 2008 and was licensed to practice law in Texas in November.

[Timmy Chang]

Jorts was my first thought as well, but the name didn't mesh. Does anyone know if that was the poster known as farva?

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?top...&forum_id=6

[BohunkAg]

What is this world coming to when you can't take a shit on a bench outside of IHOP!

[yoshi]

What is this world coming to when you can't take a shit on a bench outside of IHOP!

Ive prob done worse on a crazy night at ng. Ive def urinated on a car in northgate garage before. I dont know if i did anything stupid last night, but me and my buddy took some freshmen to town at dukes.

[Tex Pete]

I don't recall finishing up until I was at least fourteen. I had a few years of dry rubs. Like the early menstruation issue, we might be able to chock the early age power of his semen to the bovine growth hormone.

Our computer guy is a ~65 year old black guy, grew up in Chicago. He has 22 kids...fathered the first at 13 years old, and the last at 60.

His second youngest is a sophomore at A&M. He has kids that are doctors and lawyers, and everything in between.

[Timmy Chang]

Our computer guy is a ~65 year old black guy, grew up in Chicago. He has 22 kids...fathered the first at 13 years old, and the last at 60.

His second youngest is a sophomore at A&M. He has kids that are doctors and lawyers, and everything in between.

Christ.

[Scot]

Ive prob done worse on a crazy night at ng. Ive def urinated on a car in northgate garage before. I dont know if i did anything stupid last night, but me and my buddy took some freshmen to town at dukes.

Some girl parked in my spot at my apartment complex a few years back. I watched her do it, told her to move, and she told me someone was parked in her space. My response was tough shit. I went ahead and grabbed a spot I knew no one owned in garage and went and passed out. Next morning I got up and went to Taco Bueno to speed the recovery process. When we returned I noticed her passenger window was missing. She ended up with a bueno burger and some really stinky hangover piss in her seat.

[Timmy Chang]

I thought you were building to a story that culminated with you squeezing your ass cheeks through her window and projectile beer shitting in her front seat. But piss and food works just as well.

[T-Bird01]

Same here. I thought for sure that story would end with a steamy growler into her cloth seats.

[Scot]

I thought you were building to a story that culminated with you squeezing your ass cheeks through her window and projectile beer shitting in her front seat. But piss and food works just as well.

A Bueno Burger is pretty much projectile beer shits. And as much as I would have loved to shit in her beat up IrocZ, there was no way I pulling my pants down and bending over in that gayborhood.

I am still debating which pee stench is worse, the orange syrup hangover pee or the asparagus pee. I am thinking the viscosity of the hangover pee makes it a more effective stink bomb. I will have to experiment with a combo method.

[Scot]

Back to WTF:

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/02/12/e...itle-of-th.html

Cake?

[Sooner Born]

WTF Scot

[AggieJen02]

i should've known better than to click on any link scot posts.

[surf]

scot

[Scot]

Do you think getting a blumpkin will summon the Wanky Shit Demon?

[T-Bird01]

cake?