So I go out lastnight and proceed to get wicked smashed and make a complete ass of myself. Hooked up with som dude and got ramrodded all night last night. The problem is that I show up to work today and I am fucking trashed and my ass hurts. But the bigger problem is that I work in a nursing home and am incharge of taking care of old people. Damn I hope there is no deaths today!!!
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I got hammered
Started by Ultra Aggie, Jan 23 2009 09:40 AM
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 09:40 AM
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:05 AM
wtf?
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:11 AM
QUOTE (Ultra Aggie @ Jan 23 2009, 08:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So I go out lastnight and proceed to get wicked smashed and make a complete ass of myself. Hooked up with som dude and got ramrodded all night last night. The problem is that I show up to work today and I am fucking trashed and my ass hurts. But the bigger problem is that I work in a nursing home and am incharge of taking care of old people. Damn I hope there is no deaths today!!!
wow.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:16 AM
Ummmm, I am glad my grandparent is not at your facility.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:48 AM
QUOTE (mse1892sip @ Jan 23 2009, 11:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ummmm, I am glad my grandparent is not at your facility.
me too.
I fell down just a minute ago.
being drunk at work is awesome
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:51 AM
QUOTE (Ultra Aggie @ Jan 21 2009, 01:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
me too.
I fell down just a minute ago.
being drunk at work is awesome
I fell down just a minute ago.
being drunk at work is awesome
Good Lord!!!!!
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:55 AM
I think I am going to try and take a nap in an unoccupied room.
That sounds like heaven.
That sounds like heaven.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 11:02 AM
In the world of Internet comedy, Ultra is a wrecking ball. 
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 11:04 AM
QUOTE (HeyMoe @ Jan 23 2009, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In the world of Internet comedy, Ultra is a wrecking ball.
what?
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 12:48 PM
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Hooked up with som dude and got ramrodded all night last night.
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 01:12 PM
QUOTE (yoshi @ Jan 23 2009, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what the hell is going on here
that's what i'm yellin'
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 02:31 PM
Methinks Rover got a hold of his brother's password
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 03:15 PM
QUOTE (Agent @ Jan 23 2009, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mehopes Rover got a hold of his brother's password
fify
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 03:23 PM
oh sweet jesus
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 04:45 PM
mother fucker try and not kill anybody. I don't need a call from Uncle.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 06:34 PM
sham wow
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:10 PM
When I saw the subject line I was expecting a picture of a big woman with a penis with
"By this" beneath/above the picture
"By this" beneath/above the picture
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:11 PM
I was close.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 11:02 PM
I just talked to ultra. He's driving to the boats with some mexican chick, preparing to throw dice.
He'll probably tear a fucking rotator cuff.
Nobody was killed or died at the nursing home.
He'll probably tear a fucking rotator cuff.
Nobody was killed or died at the nursing home.
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 03:24 PM
I have got to stop drinking and posting on this site.
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 06:27 PM
QUOTE (Ultra Aggie @ Jan 25 2009, 02:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have got to stop drinking and posting on this site.
I'm more worried about the contents of the drunk post.
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:14 AM
bump
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:48 AM
Ultra, any luck on that pic that got me banned from the Red Dog?
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:26 AM
Who knows the story about rover getting banned from the titty bar? Any guesses as to what he did to earn that punishment? And of course, what role did Ultra play in the incident? Anyone? Anyone?
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 09:17 AM
who is Mrs. Rick? is it really THE Mrs. Rick? with that many posts how do i not know this. total unaware here.
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 09:36 AM
yes that's fran's wife. i switched the username
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 10:14 AM
badass thanks for lettin me know and welcome Mrs. Rick
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