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[T-Bird01]

http://www.cabovillas.com/properties.asp?P...rice=&Beds=

So a good buddy of mine's wife has a bday coming up. She has a very rich/generous boss. Well he paid for this 8,000 square foot, 16 person villa in Cabo for her bday. He also offered up his airline miles to her for her to book however many flights for people she wanted to invite. There will be 11 of us total, along with 4 single chicks that I was told by my buddy "have unbelievable bodies that I will be staring at all day." We will have our own stocked bar, own pool, hot tub overlooking the ocean, and our own chef. Here is the schedule I just received via email....

Cabo Trip - January 9, 2009 - January 11, 2009


Friday, January 9, 2009
12:00 p.m. Arrive in Cabo
Car Service to The Villa Cielito (7 B 7.5 Bath - Beachfront 8,000 Sq Ft)
http://www.cabovillas.com/properties.asp?P...rice=&Beds=
Pictures of Villa
Bartender will greet us when we arrive

1:00 p.m. Lunch served
Grilled Chicken Foccacia sandwhiches with cheese, peppers and aioli
Pasta Salad with noodles, green olives, and creamy dressing
Homemade mango sorbet
Relax by our infinity-edge pool, jacuzzi or sauna

7:30 p.m. Dinner served by Chef
Creamy Soup with Tortilla Ribbons and cheese with bread twists
Gourmet Mixed Green Salad
Angus Filet medalliosn topped with chipotle glaze and lobster tails
Cinnamon Sugar Bunelos

8:00 p.m. Tequilla Expert takes us through special tequilla tasting
Don Julio 1945
Casa Nobles Reposada
XQ Anejo
Don Edward Blanco

Saturday, January 10, 2009
Happy Birthday Kandice

9:00 a.m. Breakfast is set out
Mexican Breakfast Burritos & Salsa
Tropical Fruit
Homemade cinnamon buns

Drinks served by bartender poolside all day

12:00 p.m. Lunch is served by Chef
Latino Shrimp wraps with cheese, and vegetables wrapped in tortilla
Mixed Salad with avocado
Pudding and sorbet

8:00 p.m. Dinner served by Chef
Shrimp eggrolls with Asian ponsu sauce
Mixed Green Salad
Seared Tuna Served with mashed potatoes
Coconut Pudding

Sunday, January 11, 2009

11:00 a.m. Champagne Brunch and Farewell
Fruit Plates
Fruite Crepes
Cheeses & Antipasta
Caviar
Smoked Fish Pate
Mimosas & Sangria
Sweet Cakes
Freshly Squeezed Juices

12:30 p.m. Depart for Airport


Beverage List

Crown Royal
Johnny Walker Blue
Chopin Vodka
Ciroc Vodka
Captain Morgans
Myers Rum
Dos Equis
Heineken
Sprite
Bottled Water
Margaritas
Diet Coke
Coke
Pineapple Juice
Orange Juice
Grenadine
Lime
Malibu Rum


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[mse1892sip]

Sounds like your buddy should have a paternity test done shortly after the child is born.

[BohunkAg]

Sounds like your buddy should have a paternity test done shortly after the child is born.

my first thought too

[Sooner Born]

Everything looks amazing except this...

Tequilla Expert takes us through special tequilla tasting

I love premium scotch, burbon, rum vodka, etc. However, every time I've tasted tequila straight (even the most expensive ones) I want to vomit.

[Scot]

Everything looks amazing except this...


I love premium scotch, burbon, rum vodka, etc. However, every time I've tasted tequila straight (even the most expensive ones) I want to vomit.

fag

[mse1892sip]

Hey T I have a feeling this will be the reaction of your buddy after he gets the results back from the paternity test.

[BohunkAg]

Everything looks amazing except this...


I love premium scotch, burbon, rum vodka, etc. However, every time I've tasted tequila straight (even the most expensive ones) I want to vomit.

Damn you're a fucking pussy, Sooner!

[houstontexan]

a) puddy, honesty you've been going at it pretty hardcore the last few couple months and frankly, its getting ridiculous.

b) do i know the gentleman taking the paternity test? what's the story on this?

[Sooner Born]

Damn you're a fucking pussy, Sooner!

It's the fucking worst. Like I said, give me a 101 burbon or scotch, neat, all day long but tequila, straight, just does me in.

[T-Bird01]

They already have a 5 year old son. Not sure what is going on w/ that, and really not my business....I'm just in in for the free trip.

I know she plans all of the events for their firm, so I guess she threw some pretty kickass parties this past year.

[mse1892sip]

They already have a 5 year old son. Not sure what is going on w/ that, and really not my business....I'm just in in for the free trip.

I know she plans all of the events for their firm, so I guess she threw some pretty kickass parties this past year.

Too funny, I would do the same. My motto is if it's free give me three.

[T-Bird01]

Definitely

[Sooner Born]

My motto is if it's free give me three.

Are you jewish?

[dag]

Are you jewish?

[Sooner Born]

Does dag stand for David Ari Goldberg?

[BohunkAg]

What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?

"Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

[dag]

Does dag stand for David Ari Goldberg?

actually just one side of my family is jewish.

[Sooner Born]

What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?

"Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

[T-Bird01]

Just a little over a day bitches.