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#1 Scot

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 03:29 PM

Friday night some jackass rear ended my old truck that was parked in the street. Not sure how he managed to drive away. The truck jumped a curb and ended up about 15 feet further from the spot it was parked. My 'crazy ass' neighbor had some friends over that decided to chase the driver down. Thankfully they caught up with the dude and got his plate and a vehicle description. They called the cops and were told to stop following the perp.

Now, three days later I still haven't heard from the cops and every time I call them I just get voicemail. Pretty useless. Thankfully I have a new ride and I was just trying to sell that one. Now I'll just get my insurance check and be done with it!



Edited by surf, 30 December 2008 - 06:40 AM.


#2 Ultra Aggie

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 03:37 PM

DAMN!!!!



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Posted 29 December 2008 - 03:46 PM

Is that girl legal?!

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 04:01 PM

QUOTE (Scot @ Dec 29 2008, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is that girl legal?!


I typed in "damn" into photobucket and her account came up.

There are a few pics of her. But the one with her boyfriend infront of the christmas tree is great.

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 04:08 PM

admit it ultra... thats a pic of another one of your "chicks" that you bang.... her cock is probably just blocked from view by the sink.....







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Posted 29 December 2008 - 04:09 PM

that's fucking sick Ultra.

#7 Lloyd Christmas

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 04:53 PM

Uh, are those silver dollar pancakes or her nipples?



#8 Scot

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 05:20 PM

QUOTE (Lloyd Christmas @ Dec 29 2008, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Uh, are those silver dollar pancakes or her nipples?


Either way, I'd pour some syrup on em and put them in my mouth (if she is legal)

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 06:31 PM

looks like dags was in the neighborhood

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 10:23 PM

QUOTE (jasonbaconAg91 @ Dec 29 2008, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
admit it ultra... thats a pic of another one of your "chicks" that you bang.... her cock is probably just blocked from view by the sink.....




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#11 Lazlo Hollyfeld

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 10:57 PM



definitely a tuck job

#12 Scot

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 04:06 PM

Somehow there is only one person in the Austin Police Dept that can handle my report and she is out until next week. So basically if I had no other ride, I would be fucked for a couple of weeks while these lazy fucks spend all day looking for evil speeders on Mopac.

Thank God I am not poor.

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 01:21 PM

Sombody drove through my mom's 5 strand barbed wire fence on December 14. My mom called the Coryell County Sheriff's Department every day for about five days to get them to write a report. Several times, they promised to be right out. We even located the guilty party's vehicle, and it sat disabled on the side of a nearby road for 2 days because of the damage.

Still waiting on someone to do something about it.

This is why people can't trust the police to protect them. They will always be too late.
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Posted 31 December 2008 - 01:43 PM

QUOTE (Tex Pete @ Dec 31 2008, 12:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sombody drove through my mom's 5 strand barbed wire fence on December 14. My mom called the Coryell County Sheriff's Department every day for about five days to get them to write a report. Several times, they promised to be right out. We even located the guilty party's vehicle, and it sat disabled on the side of a nearby road for 2 days because of the damage.

Still waiting on someone to do something about it.

This is why people can't trust the police to protect them. They will always be too late.



sorry about that pete. do you want me to write you a check for the damage

#15 Scot

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 01:48 PM

At least the cops didn't show up and shoot me for stealing a truck when I was taping up the back window.





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