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[Timmy Chang]

From Rivals:
Coach Chizik called his first team meeting on Sunday night after arriving from Iowa State. It looks like the welcome he received at the airport got him a little fired up. According to the athletic staff, things got pretty intense in the locker room. Apparently, in about a 15 minute period, Chizik cussed and yelled more than most men do in their entire lives.

Wearing a long black overcoat, he came in to the locker room to his new team and stood there staring at his team. He immediately began yelling at his new team that this 5-7 s**t isn't going to cut it. He talked about how the last game he coached at Auburn, they were undefeated and SEC Champions. Then he screamed that it was a g*d d**n embarrassment to win anything less than 10 games.

He went on yelling about how he recruited Quentin Groves and Stanley McGlover and that he didn't come to Auburn to have a g*d d**n losing season or even to finish last in the division. Last place is bull s**t and he came here to win Chizik then went on about how when he was at Auburn before, he never lost to Alabama. He paced back and forth yelling about how it was their g*d d**n duty to whip the s**t out of those f*****s and that it was bull s**t that they didn't score a single g*d d**n point against them this year. He said that his team was going to play hard and hit hard. G*d d****t his team was going to play with g*d d***n passion and they were going to whip some a***s No more of the spread bull s**t because they are going to line up and play offense like real f*****g men. Then he picked up a chair and shattered it against the wall. He yelled that they were going to go undefeated and when real men go undefeated, they win real g*d d**n championships because that's what he did at Texas and By God that's what they were going to do at Auburn.

He then passed a box around the room and said he wanted every g*d d**n earring in the room in the box. He isn't going to have any f*****g p***y girls on his team and wanted every piece of bull s**t earring in that box right now. The team was stunned because what they were faced with about as opposite a person as one could have to Tuberville. Chizik then took off his overcoat, threw it on the floor and started to walk towards the door and he looked back at the team as they passed around the box and said, "I'm going to walk out of here right now, and when I come back in here, I'm going to have my shirt off, and I want everyone of you motherf*****s to have your shirts off too."

He walked out and everyone, confused, started taking their shirts off. Sure enough, Chiznik walked back in, bigger than a lot of the guys on the team, without his shirt on. He started yelling and telling the team that they needed to get loud. He said, "When I point to this side of the room, I want you to say 'Hard Fightin.' When I point to this side, I want you to say, 'Soldiers.'" Standing there with no shirt on with every guy in the room shirtless, started pointing to each side of the room.

Half the team would yell, "Hard Fightin!" while the other would yell "Soldiers." Apparently it got pretty crazy and guys started flipping chairs, yelling, and throwing coolers across the room while chanting Hard Fightin.. Soldiers. He then stopped and said, "One more thing. If any of you motherf*****s thinks you can take me, you come up here and get a piece of me right now." He gave everyone an opportunity to come up and fight him and said, "That's what I thought," and walked out of the room.

[Timmy Chang]

Very orgeron-esque. Which brings to mind this outstanding jingle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nACZJ5x_wBY

[BohunkAg]

Wearing a long black overcoat, he came in to the locker room to his new team and stood there staring at his team. He immediately began yelling at his new team that this 5-7 s**t isn't going to cut it.

What a dumb shit. The yelling and shit only works until you start losing games.

[BohunkAg]

Very orgeron-esque. Which brings to mind this outstanding jingle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nACZJ5x_wBY

Yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw, yaw yaw, FOOTBALL!

[Scot]

I wish someone would have gotten up and beat his ass.

[BohunkAg]

I wish someone would have gotten up and beat his ass.

That would've been funny as fuck. Chizik and Coach O are going to have about the same amount of success from the sounds of it. What a fucking idiot.

[Timmy Chang]

Yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw, yaw yaw Brent Schaffer.

[Scot]

I wonder if Muschamp is mad that he stole his style.

[houstontexan]

i have never heard of anything like this before, especially at ole miss.

[Lloyd Christmas]

"One more thing. If any of you motherf*****s thinks you can take me, you come up here and get a piece of me right now." He gave everyone an opportunity to come up and fight him and said, "That's what I thought," and walked out of the room.

It would have been better if he shotgunned a Steel Reserve and ate the can afterwards.

[HeyMoe]

He talked about how the last game he coached at Auburn, they were undefeated and SEC Champions.

This is where my smart mouth would have got me in trouble. If I was a player I would have said....

"Coach, the last team you coached went 2-10, lost to Baylor and the worst A&M team in 40 years."

[Agent]

all the douchery considered, put yourself in his shoes.

what do you do in your first meeting? no one wants you. the hire was bullshit to everyone (except you because of your delusions of grandeur). he knows about barkley. he knows what the media said. he knows what the players heard, are thinking and have been talking about.

So do you:

(a) go in, introduce yourself, tell them you'd really like to improve on that 5-19 record from Iowa State and that .200 winning percentage as a head coach.

(b) ask them all to work hard and who knows? maybe we'll contend, maybe we'll suck. just play the hand you're dealt and do the best you can.....or

© walk in, scream at them, instill your rules from day one, be a hard ass, throw some bill cowher/tom coughlin/bill parcells at them and let them know shit will be done your way if they want onto the 85. Otherwise, it's still early enough to fill the 85 with plenty other undecided prospects. The guy learned defense from Monte Kiffin and Tony Dungy at Tamoa Bay (not to forget Lovie Smith). His resume pre Iowa State is fucking solid. He had 2 years at Iowa State, and the team they gave him there was a fucking aberration. He should refocus on the good years and sway focus away from his 2 ISU years. He was a damn good coach before that hellhole job and a hot commodity. Given his extensive ties with Auburn, i'm going to back off my previous statements and my kneekerk reaction that he will miserable fail there. I honestly don't think he will. Remember he knows all those coaches in Alabama still, and he knows SEC football.

Edited by Agent, 22 December 2008 - 01:22 AM.

[Tex Pete]

I also think he'll do OK.

[BQ_90]

I also think he'll do OK.

Define OK, I thought Tubbs did a good job and they fucking ran him out of the joint. Shit he's got to win the SEC and MNC to top the last guy and he won't luck out and have a loaded squad like that assmunch Miles got when he went to LSU.

[BQ_90]

I also think he'll do OK.

Define OK, I thought Tubbs did a good job and they fucking ran him out of the joint. Shit he's got to win the SEC and MNC to top the last guy and he won't luck out and have a loaded squad like that assmunch Miles got when he went to LSU.

[Thethreeyardout]

Saban is going to eat him for lunch.

Dude couldn't win a road game in the Big 12 North.

I know ISU was in bad shape when he got there, but they sure as hell didn't have Nick Saban right down the road, taking EVERY recruit and rubbing their nose in all of their successes.

[Timmy Chang]

all the douchery considered, put yourself in his shoes.

what do you do in your first meeting? no one wants you. the hire was bullshit to everyone (except you because of your delusions of grandeur). he knows about barkley. he knows what the media said. he knows what the players heard, are thinking and have been talking about.

So do you:

(a) go in, introduce yourself, tell them you'd really like to improve on that 5-19 record from Iowa State and that .200 winning percentage as a head coach.

(b) ask them all to work hard and who knows? maybe we'll contend, maybe we'll suck. just play the hand you're dealt and do the best you can.....or

© walk in, scream at them, instill your rules from day one, be a hard ass, throw some bill cowher/tom coughlin/bill parcells at them and let them know shit will be done your way if they want onto the 85. Otherwise, it's still early enough to fill the 85 with plenty other undecided prospects. The guy learned defense from Monte Kiffin and Tony Dungy at Tamoa Bay (not to forget Lovie Smith). His resume pre Iowa State is fucking solid. He had 2 years at Iowa State, and the team they gave him there was a fucking aberration. He should refocus on the good years and sway focus away from his 2 ISU years. He was a damn good coach before that hellhole job and a hot commodity. Given his extensive ties with Auburn, i'm going to back off my previous statements and my kneekerk reaction that he will miserable fail there. I honestly don't think he will. Remember he knows all those coaches in Alabama still, and he knows SEC football.

Agent, I tend to agree with your copyrighted paraghraph above. Although, his last year at texas was far from impressive. I believe they had a pass defense that ranked above 110 (not to mention a Dennis led fightin' texas aggie team rolled up 250 on the ground against them). He is qualified, and has studied under some of the best in the game. However, the same can be said for a lot of failed coaches.