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[Agent]

Puddy vs. Scot head to head for the final playoff spot this week

My nipples are hard with anticipation

[Tex Pete]

Damn autopick fucked me!

[dag]

205 points

[BohunkAg]

i suck

[Scot]

I will lose.

[Thethreeyardout]

Is this the one that I am in?

How do you know if you are in the playoffs?


very confusing to me, all of this.

[Agent]

you're out of the playoffs, yards

[Thethreeyardout]

fucking shaub!

[Scot]

Westbrook finally stepped it up!
If only Plexiglass wasn't such a poon

[Scot]

38 points from Slaton and Johnson for the win?

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

oxy morans getting the third win of the season

[T-Bird01]

Man....I haven't even checked my lineup in that league in about 3 weeks. You hoes need to nut up and play for some fuckin money to make it interesting.

[Scot]

I am a wee bit drunk to be doing math, but I think the Texans may have finally won me a game. Even after my stupid ass benched 24 points...

[Scot]

Puddy vs. Scot head to head for the final playoff spot this week

My nipples are hard with anticipation

Playoffs: Week 14, 15 and 16 (6 teams)

You tease

[Agent]

6 teams make the playoffs in this stupid shit?

hell, just put everybody in

[Scot]

Ready for loss number 3?

Thomas had 226 yards from scrimmage and a touchdown against Chicago in his first-ever NFL start last Dec. 30, which also happened to be the first time he ever set foot in legendary Soldier Field.

Now he's emerged as the Saints' leading rusher (461 yards and a team-high seven rushing TDs), all but rendering the venerable Deuce McAllister an afterthought.

"He plays many roles for us, offensively and on special teams," Saints quarterback Drew Brees says of Thomas.

Thomas is coming off arguably the best game of his career. He scored two TDs on Sunday (one rushing and one receiving), while turning in the second 100-yard game of his career after galloping for 102 yards against the Falcons. More importantly, he set up the Saints' winning touchdown (a 5-yard run by Thomas) with 5:47 to play after returning a kickoff 88 yards. New Orleans survived 29-25, keeping its flickering playoff hopes alive.

[Scot]

209 yds. 2 tds.
63 yds. 1 td.


So it begins.

[Agent]

if i had to win with somebody named "pierre," i wouldn't want it

[Scot]

I'll take that over losing to a pierre

[Agent]

Just for that, i have to counter your Pierre with a Dominic

[dag]

well scot, looks like its you and me in the finals. all that bitching about AJ at the beginning of the season and the dude is your MVP. pretty fucking hilarious

[Scot]

well scot, looks like its you and me in the finals. all that bitching about AJ at the beginning of the season and the dude is your MVP. pretty fucking hilarious

He and fucking Slaton have stepped it big time for me. Even Westbrook has improved his numbers later in the season. Willie Parker and Burress on the other hand are completely useless pussies.

[Agent]

not so fast, motherfuckers.

westbrook has to get him 4 for the win, 3 for the tie.

they haven't credited new england for the return touchdown yet.

it's inevitable, but wait for it

[Scot]

Why does the defense get credit for a kick return?

[Agent]

it does in every league i've ever been in

[Scot]

it does in every league i've ever been in

You are probably right. I've never played before (you should be ashamed)

[Agent]

why should i be ashamed? losing to a 7-6 team who should've never been in the playoffs anyway? i mean, what leagues let 6 teams in? give'em a fucking participation ribbon, and be done with it

[Scot]

You realize I was the #4 team right?

[Scot]

http://messages.fantasysports.yahoo.com/Fa...frt=2&off=1


I think you are done.

[Agent]

OK. So let me get this right.

I start a defense that scores. I don't get the 6 points.

You start Andre Johnson who scores 1 touchdown, and they give you 41 points.

What a fucking league.

Congrats to Dags and Scot....