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What is wrong with these people?

Started by HeyMoe, Oct 20 2008 10:31 PM

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#1 HeyMoe

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 10:31 PM




If Obama's elected, this may be the first Inaugural people masturbate to.










*Presidential Inaugural, that is. I myself rubbed one out while sittin on the front row of that hottie Ann Richard's ceremony a few years back. The Ross Volunteers were not amused.
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 12:57 AM

QUOTE (HeyMoe @ Oct 20 2008, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I myself rubbed one out while sittin on the front row of that hottie Ann Richard's ceremony a few years back. The Ross Volunteers were not amused.
I was on a flight to Chicago with Ann Richards many years ago.

Let me just say that I have a story about this that I cannot say here. barf.gif barf.gif barf.gif
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#3 Thethreeyardout

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 07:47 AM

was she with her girlfriend?

one of my customer's mother was Ann Richards' girlfriend until she died and they looked just alike.

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 10:13 AM

QUOTE (Thethreeyardout @ Oct 21 2008, 07:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
was she with her girlfriend?
No. I just walked past her in First Class and did a double take.

I asked myself, "Who is that albino alligator-looking bitch?!" It took me about 5 seconds to realize it was Ann the Man.

Let me just say, that bitch is (er, was. pretty sure she's bony these days) more leathery and wrinkly than TV cameras could ever adequately represent. Nasty-looking ho.
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#5 HeyMoe

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 01:49 PM

QUOTE (Tex Pete @ Oct 21 2008, 12:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was on a flight to Chicago with Ann Richards many years ago.

Let me just say that I have a story about this that I cannot say here. barf.gif barf.gif barf.gif


Did she pull her choppers out and offer to gum you?
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 01:59 PM

QUOTE (HeyMoe @ Oct 21 2008, 12:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did she pull her choppers out and offer to gum you?



just got in trouble for that one
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.




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Posted 21 October 2008 - 02:02 PM

GJ's are nothing to laugh at.
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 02:14 PM

QUOTE (Sooner Born @ Oct 21 2008, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
GJ's are nothing to laugh at.

Neither is Ann Richards. barf.gif barf.gif barf.gif barf.gif
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#9 HeyMoe

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 02:37 PM

QUOTE (Tex Pete @ Oct 21 2008, 02:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Neither is Ann Richards. barf.gif barf.gif barf.gif barf.gif



C'mon dude, I know you'd like to be the meat in an Ann Richards / Molly Ivins sandwich.
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#10 HeyMoe

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 02:39 PM

QUOTE (HeyMoe @ Oct 21 2008, 02:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
C'mon dude, I know you'd like to be the meat in an Ann Richards / Molly Ivins sandwich.


...ohhhhh barf.gif ....I just made myself barf.gif sick with that one.... barf.gif
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 02:52 PM


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Posted 21 October 2008 - 02:55 PM

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#13 HeyMoe

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 03:26 PM

QUOTE (Sooner Born @ Oct 21 2008, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Holy shit, sooner! icon17.gif barf.gif icon17.gif barf.gif

I would have found that one myself if not for the damn porn filter at work. Fuck.

Edited by HeyMoe, 21 October 2008 - 03:28 PM.

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#14 HeyMoe

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 03:32 PM

nm

Edited by HeyMoe, 22 October 2008 - 07:48 AM.

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 04:48 PM

QUOTE (Sooner Born @ Oct 21 2008, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think that's actually Bill Byrne.
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 05:02 PM

QUOTE (Thethreeyardout @ Oct 21 2008, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 05:16 PM

wow, I had one word to type and fucked that one up.

time to go home.

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 10:33 PM

i loved ann richards.

hated her politics...loved her as a person.

there'll never be another.

#19 HeyMoe

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 10:59 PM

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 09:16 AM

QUOTE (Agent @ Oct 21 2008, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i loved ann richards.

hated her politics...loved her as a person.

there'll never be another.

You also kiss dike judges
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