I was sitting on my couch lastnight waiting to go to dinner with my cousins and I got a knock on my door. I open it up she was standing there. I have not seen this chick in 2 months. Well as soon as I saw her I thought to myself "What the fuck has happened to her?", she looked like she just walked out of methadone clinic. Well I invite her in and I knew something was wrong right when she started to speak. She was fucked up and telling me stories that I could not follow. Rambling on about people following her, her 2 year old daughter telling her the future, etc. She would flat out not shut the fuck up. As the night went on, I figure out that she has been on meth for 2 days. So I casually stand up and start hiding all of the shit in my apartment.
She keeps talking and talking and talking and talking about shit that I do not care about so I start to lose interest real fucking quick. After being there for 4 hours she starts saying that she does not have any money for gas and smokes. So I ask her "If I give you two packs of smokes and $20 for gas, would you leave?" She took the offer and got the fuck out.
That is one crazy ass bitch.
And NO I DID NOT FUCK HER!!!!!!
I have enough things to worry about and a meth head is not one of them!!!
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Update on the CHICK you assholes thinks is a dude
Started by Ultra Aggie, Sep 17 2008 10:34 AM
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I need a beer!!
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:34 AM
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:40 AM
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And NO I DID NOT FUCK HER!!!!!!
but you let him fuck you
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:40 AM
seriously, you better relocate before that bitch firebombs your fucking crib
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fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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I busted her cherry.
Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:42 AM
It took meth to make a tranny sleep with you?
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:43 AM
oh and do you think you could bring him to the army game? the entertainment value would fucking skyrocket at bohunk's tailgate if you did. between him rambling about off the wall shit and drillin showing up in a bikerfox outfit, we might not even go watch the game
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:44 AM
QUOTE (Scot @ Sep 17 2008, 09:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It took meth to make a tranny sleep with you?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:45 AM
QUOTE (Scot @ Sep 17 2008, 10:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It took meth to make a tranny sleep with you?
That is some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:47 AM
QUOTE (surf @ Sep 17 2008, 10:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh and do you think you could bring him to the army game? the entertainment value would fucking skyrocket at bohunk's tailgate if you did. between him rambling about off the wall shit and drillin showing up in a bikerfox outfit, we might not even go watch the game
I don't think I can make the game and even if I could, do you really think that I would bring her with me?
There would be a whole series of Rivalries Trading Cards dedicated to me!!!
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:51 AM
dude we could make a killing off admission
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 12:53 PM
She was casing the joint. Better change the locks and hide the rest of your shit.
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dirty aggie bastard
Posted 17 September 2008 - 01:03 PM
All the trans in the world and you had to pick a meth-head one. Nice. Next thing you'll find out is she's a Democrat.
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 01:09 PM
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 01:09 PM
oops wrong board
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 02:54 PM
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 03:36 PM
have you knocked that bitch/bastard up?
I need to know that shit before I talk to mom again.
I need to know that shit before I talk to mom again.
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 03:49 PM
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 03:50 PM
QUOTE (roveram @ Sep 17 2008, 03:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
have you knocked that bitch/bastard up?
I need to know that shit before I talk to mom again.
I need to know that shit before I talk to mom again.
Tell mom that she should be expecting a new grandson/daughter from her new son/daughter-in-law.
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 04:17 PM
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Tell mom that she should be expecting a new grandson/daughter from her new son/daughter-in-law.
good job ultra..... the first step to fixing a problem is admitting that you have a problem....
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 12:16 AM
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I was sitting on my couch lastnight waiting to go to dinner with my cousins and I got a knock on my door. I open it up he was standing there. I have not seen this guy in 2 months. Well as soon as I saw him I thought to myself "What the fuck has happened to him?", he looked like he just walked out of methadone clinic. Well I invite him in and I knew something was wrong right when he started to speak. He was fucked up and telling me stories that I could not follow. Rambling on about people following him, his 2 year old daughter telling her the future, etc. He would flat out not shut the fuck up. As the night went on, I figure out that he has been on meth for 2 days. So I casually stand up and start hiding all of the shit in my apartment
FIFY
sorry, ultra. haven't taken shots but this was too easy.
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 08:19 AM
Sounds like she might be on an episode of Dog The Bounty Hunter pretty soon.
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 08:29 AM
speaking of dog, you seen the show about the 3 girls down in miami? 2 of them are very fucking fuckable
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 09:53 AM
QUOTE (surf @ Sep 18 2008, 08:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
speaking of dog, you seen the show about the 3 girls down in miami? 2 of them are very fucking fuckable
don't they live together?
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 10:05 AM
not those ones. these ones: http://www.mcnblogs.com/filmfatale/2007/08...m_ladies_1.html
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 10:21 AM
QUOTE (T-Bird01 @ Sep 18 2008, 08:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sounds like she might be on an episode of Dog The Bounty Hunter pretty soon.
If Ultra were on Dog, he'd be staring at Leland the whole time thinking how cute he looks in that pony tail.
Me, I'd be buried in Beth's boobs.
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