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#1 Ultra Aggie

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:02 PM

My whore ex wife got knocked up!!!!!!

This just makes me happy!!!!

Her whoreness is shinning brighter than ever!!!!

To quote Ice Cube......

Today is a good day!!!!

#2 jasonbaconAg91

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 06:22 PM

when she gives birth, is she gonna have to tuck back her sack?????






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Posted 05 September 2008 - 06:56 PM

did you tell her u fucked a dude?

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 08:22 PM

QUOTE (jasonbaconAg91 @ Sep 5 2008, 05:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
when she gives birth, is she gonna have to tuck back her sack?????

Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.




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#5 Ultra Aggie

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 12:01 PM

I hate each and everyone of you so fucking much!!

#6 HeyMoe

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 12:31 PM

Hell Ultra, this board would be dull as shit if you hadn't got a tuck-and-fuck. Well done sir. thumbsup.gif
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#7 Ultra Aggie

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 02:06 PM

I'm so glad that y'all find that so entertaining.

#8 HeyMoe

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 02:44 PM

QUOTE (Ultra Aggie @ Sep 6 2008, 02:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm so glad that y'all find that so entertaining.


I like to make people laugh too. I just wouldn't hump a tran to do it.
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#9 TTechDeck

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Posted 07 September 2008 - 11:03 PM

QUOTE
I HAVE THE BEST NEWS OF THE YEAR!!!!!


You had that 11 inch cock surgically removed from your ass?

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 01:12 AM

QUOTE (HeyMoe @ Sep 4 2008, 05:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like to make people laugh too. I just wouldn't hump a tran to do it.

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 02:44 AM

I feel sorry for Ultra, who'd want to wake up to this every morning?



#12 Ultra Aggie

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 09:09 AM

QUOTE (shiner raider @ Sep 8 2008, 02:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I feel sorry for Ultra, who'd want to wake up to this every morning?




It just moved a little.

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 05:42 PM

QUOTE (Ultra Aggie @ Sep 5 2008, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My whore ex wife got knocked up!!!!!!

This just makes me happy!!!!

Her whoreness is shinning brighter than ever!!!!

To quote Ice Cube......

Today is a good day!!!!

Ice Cube never said that quote.

#14 Sooner Born

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 05:55 PM

Ice Cube said, "Today was a good day."

However, Anna Ternheim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFjAq2k5Ksg

said, "Today is a good day."


Ultra just got his favorite artists mixed up. It happens to the best of us.

Edited by Sooner Born, 08 September 2008 - 05:59 PM.

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#15 Ultra Aggie

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 09:49 AM

What ever mother fuckers!!!

You cock gobblins know who I was talking about!!!!


Don't fuck with my good mood!!!!

#16 surf

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 12:06 PM

QUOTE (Ultra Aggie @ Sep 9 2008, 08:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't fuck with my good mood!!!!


translated: i just got double analed and took 2 loads to the face
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.




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#17 Ultra Aggie

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 12:49 PM

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QUOTE(Ultra Aggie @ Sep 9 2008, 08:49 AM)


Don't fuck with my good mood!!!!



translated: i just got double analed and took 2 loads to the face



Wow!!

You were very close on that one!!!!!

#18 surf

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Posted 09 September 2008 - 12:54 PM

QUOTE
QUOTE
QUOTE(Ultra Aggie @ Sep 9 2008, 08:49 AM)


Don't fuck with my good mood!!!!



translated: i just got double analed and took 2 loads to the face



Wow!!

You were very close on that one!!!!!



your response speaks for itself
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.




fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity





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