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Old, but still funny as fucking shit
Started by Agent, Aug 26 2008 03:21 PM
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 03:21 PM
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 03:26 PM
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It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 03:46 PM
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You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard.
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Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.
Rot in Hell,
Ethan Albright
Rot in Hell,
Ethan Albright
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 04:03 PM
It might be old, but I have never seen it before.
Outstanding.
Outstanding.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:25 PM
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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