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[Timmy Chang]

I'm trying to obtain some info from the posters here, as I've deemed my typical location hazardous to my health. Where do you usually rub one off? I've been, since I was wed (about two years now), tugging it on the toilet (about 85% of the time). Not whilst shitting, but rather in lieu of shitting. I've determined that it's a safe house, as the wife is deathy afraid to intrude while i'm dropping, I am able to bring my laptop into said location with no questions asked, and the clean up is non-existent if I simply turn and blow in the bowl. My concern is that i spend a particularly long amount of time on the toilet. Not in one sitting because my gestation period is quite short, but rather I log a lot of hours between duecing and noosing. The length of time and extent of straining (I usually have a death grip on my cock and lock up before expulsion) are said to contribute to hemorrhoids, and this is something I've been concerned about for a while.

I just want to get some feedback from a sample set that I believe is knowledgeable when it comes to touching your own cock. List location and a few reasons supporting it. Also, ladies are free to chime in with reccomended locations.

"In front of and on" the wife is not an option. She's a little put off by it.

[T-Bird01]

HO-LY FUCK!

[Ultra Aggie]

Jen,

You got anything to say on this subject?

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

"In front of and on" the wife is not an option. She's a little put off by it.

get a new wife

[BYU Born (roveram)]

You've never heard of a massage parlour? Happy ending? Manual release?

It just cost a few bucks. Zero effort on your part and they even clean the shit up for you.

In my legal opinion it's not cheating. You can tell your wife I said that.

[TTechDeck]

I log a lot of hours between duecing and noosing

Holy Fuck

[Timmy Chang]

You've never heard of a massage parlour? Happy ending? Manual release?

It just cost a few bucks. Zero effort on your part and they even clean the shit up for you.

In my legal opinion it's not cheating. You can tell your wife I said that.

Are you suggesting that everytime I want to rub one off I run to a rub and tug and drop a hundy and a half? I'd go through more cash than a heroin addict.

And i've long made the argument that whores aren't cheating. In my opinion, there is no emotional difference between sticking your dick in your hand and sticking it inside of a prostitute. Both are essentially lifeless pieces of flesh. Your hand is literally a lifeless piece of flesh, and a prostitute is a lifeless piece of flesh because they're already dead inside.

[WellFook]

Will the massage lady do it for $10?

[Timmy Chang]

Not unless she resides in a mexico border town.

[WellFook]

Not unless she resides in a mexico border town.

I'd rather do it myself.

How much is the going rate nowadays?