you're damn lucky you don't like women because they can be so fucking sensitive
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Started by dag, Jul 18 2008 02:32 PM
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:39 PM
you guys need to find some laid back bitches. my wife's cool as a fan and doesn't give a shit about what i do most of the time as long as i'm not making her the butt of one of my jokes too often (why i'd never 
). i do my thing, she does hers and we meet somewhere in the middle. hardly ever have arguments either
). i do my thing, she does hers and we meet somewhere in the middle. hardly ever have arguments either
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:46 PM
you know what tipped ultra off that he might be fucking a tranny???
'her' dick tasted like shit..............
'her' dick tasted like shit..............
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:46 PM
QUOTE (surf @ Jul 18 2008, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you guys need to find some laid back bitches. my wife's cool as a fan and doesn't give a shit about what i do most of the time as long as i'm not making her the butt of one of my jokes too often (why i'd never ). i do my thing, she does hers and we meet somewhere in the middle. hardly ever have arguments either
). i do my thing, she does hers and we meet somewhere in the middle. hardly ever have arguments eitherbut she has small tits
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:47 PM
how did ultra know he was at a gay picnic? his hotdogs tasted like shit
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:49 PM
QUOTE (dag @ Jul 18 2008, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you're damn lucky you don't like women because they can be so fucking sensitive
Why are panites in wad?
Did she do something stupid like tell you how she feels?
Thats a deal breaker for me. If a bitch starts to get all emotional with me, I kick her cunt to the curb and go find another.
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:51 PM
QUOTE (dag @ Jul 18 2008, 02:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
how did ultra know he was at a gay picnic? his hotdogs tasted like shit
and I saw you there!!
Come on guys, you are hitting the bottom of the barrel.
Resorting to 3rd grade jokes. Pathetic!!
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:52 PM
QUOTE (jasonbaconAg91 @ Jul 18 2008, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you know what tipped ultra off that he might be fucking a tranny???
'her' dick tasted like shit..............
'her' dick tasted like shit..............
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:52 PM
QUOTE (Ultra Aggie @ Jul 18 2008, 02:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thats a deal breaker for me. If a bitch starts to get all emotional with me, I kick her cunt to the curb and go find another.
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:53 PM
QUOTE (Ultra Aggie @ Jul 18 2008, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Come on guys, you are hitting the bottom of the barrel.
Resorting to 3rd grade jokes. Pathetic!!
Resorting to 3rd grade jokes. Pathetic!!
just wait until the unveiling of my latest creation. bannation is a very bad thing for you sphincter licker
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:59 PM
Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 03:09 PM
ultra prefers his men to have diarrhea. calls 'em juicy fruits
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 03:09 PM
the only "3rd grade joke" around here is your spelling and grammar....
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 05:06 PM
QUOTE (surf @ Jul 18 2008, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
just wait until the unveiling of my latest creation. bannation is a very bad thing for you sphincter licker
Fuck
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 11:19 PM
I've seen the blueprints, Ultra. You're fucked.
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 11:24 PM
you're supposed to use numbnuts
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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