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[Timmy Chang]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5891139.html



Daddy likes. Hell, even her mug shot looks pretty good. Better than just about all of the smoking gun’s musgshots of the t-town raids over the last few years.



I would have buried it in her at seventeen. I probably would have been a bit intimidated, as I was just starting to get hair on my scrote, theres no doubt I would have placed myself inside of her. I’d say I’d get after it from the time I was about nine to now.

[Thethreeyardout]

this should not be a crime

that kid is now the fucking pimp daddy at school and high fived whereever he goes.


why didn't this epidemic happen 20 years ago?

and all of my high school teachers looked like Marge Schott.

[Scot]

It is ridiculous that she will get off with a very light sentence, but if the genders were reversed the teacher would be fucked

[houstontexan]

17 is legal, i thought?

yeah, she was pretty hot, i thought after seeing her on the news.

no reason she should be in that much trouble and no reason a guy should be in that much trouble if the roles were reversed.

jmo.

[Timmy Chang]

17 is legal as far as statutory rape is concerned, however, she's being brought up on an "improper relationship between educator and student" charge, which is a different animal.

[surf]

14 is legal in georgia

[Ultra Aggie]

14 is legal in georgia

and you know this why?

[surf]

well truthfully i know this because of to catch a predator and also because they had some shit like this happen and they had it in the news article

[Ultra Aggie]

I might need to move to there.

[Scot]

Hotlanta here I come!

[surf]

oh and i forgot the gpa, but if your kid(s) make above it, free ride to any public school in state

[Timmy Chang]

Ultra, while I realize you're a man of standards, don't try to put your morals on Surf. If he wants to fuck a fourteen year old, and it's legal to do so, then have at it.

With all the bovine growth hormones causing an early onset of puberty, the line has been blurred. I've seen some spectacular racks on underaged females, and i'm sure you've found a young tranny or two that have caught your eye.

[Ultra Aggie]

Hey I never said that I would NOT bang a young chick. If it legal, I will bang it.

[surf]

i got morals: no porn on sundays

[Timmy Chang]

I was fucking with you. I was just trying to turn this into another "ultra fucked a tranny" thread. I'm well aware of the fact that if it has a penetrable aperture, you'd fuck it.

[Ultra Aggie]

you don't have to try and turn any thread into an "Ultra Fucked a Tranny" thread.

They are all that way anyway.

[BYU Born (roveram)]

Let's do an age of consent by state:

Surf - Georgis - 14

Rover - OK - 16

Rover - TX - 17

Anybody else?

[surf]

18 in nc

[WellFook]

Mexico - If they can crawl, they're in the right position.

[BYU Born (roveram)]

Fuck it, this will save some time.


http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

[BQ_90]

How come our resident underage girl fucker hasn't weighed in yet on this thread.

[Ultra Aggie]

How come our resident underage girl fucker hasn't weighed in yet on this thread.

and that would be?

[Timmy Chang]

Micah has been in europe, stocking up on sweet figaro necklaces. He's been busy detailing his inventory since his return.

[BQ_90]

and that would be?

Shiner

[Ultra Aggie]

Shiner humps pre teens.

What a fucking sicko!!!

[HeyMoe]

When I was in high school we had a choir teacher that every guy in school used to think was a fegh, He had the gay walk, talk, the whole bit. Turned out he got fired for nailing the girl with the biggest hooters in school (I'm talkin Lisa Lipps size hooters ). The reason he got caught was because he was also banging the girl with the SECOND biggest hooters in school (Eve Lawrence size) and she found out about the other ho and ratted him out to the principal. Fuckin gegh, cawk-suckin, mincin, lispin butt pirate was gettin more big-hooter trim that all us blue-balled, jackin off-in-a-sock high school punks would have our whole wretched lives. I think the fucker WAS gay but nailed the hoots just to piss us off. Bastard.

Edited by HeyMoe, 17 July 2008 - 10:53 PM.

[Timmy Chang]

Those are the guys you gotta worry about, moe. They bring you (not you specifically, but rather females) in under the guise that they're man-milkers, you begin to trust them, and open up to them, and then BAM. It's all a sick fucking ruse.

[dag]

When I was in high school we had a choir teacher that every guy in school used to think was a fegh, He had the gay walk, talk, the whole bit. Turned out he got fired for nailing the girl with the biggest hooters in school (I'm talkin Lisa Lipps size hooters ). The reason he got caught was because he was also banging the girl with the SECOND biggest hooters in school (Eve Lawrence size) and she found out about the other ho and ratted him out to the principal. Fuckin gegh, cawk-suckin, mincin, lispin butt pirate was gettin more big-hooter trim that all us blue-balled, jackin off-in-a-sock high school punks would have our whole wretched lives. I think the fucker WAS gay but nailed the hoots just to piss us off. Bastard.

sometimes they dupe guys, isn't that right ultra

[HeyMoe]

Those are the guys you gotta worry about, moe. They bring you (not you specifically, but rather females) in under the guise that they're man-milkers, you begin to trust them, and open up to them, and then BAM. It's all a sick fucking ruse.

No shit. I was pursuing this girl in college (we'd had 2 or 3 dates and I was just about to close the deal) when I took her to a pizza place after a movie. The manager was this guy who'd been fired as an assistant band director for what was called "inappropriate behavior" with three MALE band members. It was a local deal and both she and I knew about it. I went off to take a dump and when I come back, he's chatting her up at the table. Next week she was suddenly "busy" for the weekend and turns out she hooked up with "Mr. Inappropriate Behavior". Heard later that they got married and moved to Europe, where I presume he got a sex change operation so he could share her clothes.

So I guess the moral of the story is; "Don't drop a deuce while on a date or some fag will steal your girl"



......or, "don't be such a lousy lay that a girl prefers a gay man over you"


Either one makes me feel pretty shitty.

[Timmy Chang]

Hilarious. You let a fag steal your old lady?