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[houstontexan]

did some physical ailments start to hit you?

as of late, i've quit working out and i find myself suffering from the following symptoms:

a) severe gas at all hours

b) gas leakage...smells like **** and i don't even feel myself doing it

c) severe hangovers w/ very little (relatively speaking) alcohol consumed

d) memory going to shit

e) shits per day have increased exponentially

[surf]

how old are you?

[Ultra Aggie]

did some physical ailments start to hit you?

as of late, i've quit working out and i find myself suffering from the following symptoms:

a) severe gas at all hours

b) gas leakage...smells like **** and i don't even feel myself doing it

c) severe hangovers w/ very little (relatively speaking) alcohol consumed

d) memory going to shit

e) shits per day have increased exponentially

a) Always had severe gas all of my life and have enjoyed every minute of it!!

b) That sounds like Crohn's Diease. You need to get checked out!!

c) Never drank a little amount of alcohol so can not speak about this issue. But you might just be a giant pussy.

d) Thats just early stage Alzheimer's. My mind is as sharp as a tack!!

e) Eat some cheese and that should fix that problem. My shits are picture perfect!


To sum it up......

You are an old fuck and needs to die soon!!!

[Timmy Chang]

I'm 27. I share quite a few with you.

a) Gas is a problem in the morning. They aren't typically pungent, but they are loud and it lasts for about an hour. Multiply it by two and add mix in the scent of moldy spaghetti if I drank the day before.

b) I shit at least twice a day. Once the increase in shits started, I made a conscious effort to figure out what tf was going on. I would note a particular shit's bristol stool ranking, and try to match it with food's I had eaten the previous day. I have learned a lot about shit along the way. I have also been known to photograph some of my more impressive shits, which include a perfect ballpark preztzel, the number two, and a large multiple log BSS 3 (which is rare).

c) Hangovers are horrendous and unbearable. I can no longer have a beer or two without getting a headache. This has forced me to drink excessively, because once consumption slows down I ache. After every night of drinking I take four ibuprofen. Neither alcohol nor ibuprofen is good for the liver.

d) Injury prone. The first time I rolled my ankle came when I was 25. It was just a minor roll that I walked off. I rolled it every week for about a month until I had a severe roll and partially tore ligaments. I now ball with an aircast on one ankle, an active ankle on the other, and hightop kicks. Also, I get chin splints, my shoulder's ache when I walk more than 100ft in a backpack, and joints and shit pop when I try to lift any amount of weights.

[houstontexan]

yes, and my knees are fucking horrible....have been since i left HS. used to be able to throw down with two hands...i'd be lucky to clear a fucking a parking tie nowadays.

surf, 28.

[surf]

i'm 36 and other than the knee problems, i can't say i have those problems you are describing. i did fuck my shoulders up in a car wreck when i was about 19 but they don't bother me unless i twist them in certain directions

[surf]

shin splints are a fucking bitch. i hate those fucking things. on your hangover problems, either drink enough so that you're still plastered in the morning or put lemon juice in your first drink (works on liquor). the hangover is also cause by lack of enough sleep that next day so try to sleep in as much as possible

[Thethreeyardout]

enjoy all of that.

those are the salad days.

Surf - you have 2 and a half more years until you go fucking blind.

and it happens overnight.

not so much problems with gas - but heartburn to where if I miss one nexium I can't eat a f'n tomato for a week.

and I can't hear anything, but I don't remember when that started....my wife has been bitching about the volume on the television for a few years now.

[houstontexan]

yeah, heartburn's really starting to get me. i remember being little and watching heartburn commercials and thinking "why the fuck is this guy's stomach hurting every time he eats that shit....what a pussy."

i'm now to the point where i can't eat mexican or james coney if i'm going out that night.

timmy, sounds like we're about at the same level.

[surf]

3yard, i'm the only one on either side of my family that has good eyesight. nobody can remember anyone in the family who wasn't in glasses by 20

[WellFook]

did some physical ailments start to hit you?

as of late, i've quit working out and i find myself suffering from the following symptoms:

a) severe gas at all hours

b) gas leakage...smells like **** and i don't even feel myself doing it

c) severe hangovers w/ very little (relatively speaking) alcohol consumed

d) memory going to shit

e) shits per day have increased exponentially

Looks like you and Ultra been tapping the same ass.


On a lighter note, I've seen increase of a) and d).

[T-Bird01]

i'm 36 and other than the knee problems, i can't say i have those problems you are describing. i did fuck my shoulders up in a car wreck when i was about 19 but they don't bother me unless i twist them in certain directions

That is because your bitch ass doesn't do anything active.

[surf]

wanna bet? my old ass could hold my own against you in bball

[dag]

wanna bet? my old ass could hold my own against you in bball

maybe, but in a fistfight, you'd lose out to ultra's tranny

[AggieJen02]

a) severe gas at all hours
i don't have gas. and even if i did, it would smell like roses.

b) gas leakage...smells like **** and i don't even feel myself doing it
see above

c) severe hangovers w/ very little (relatively speaking) alcohol consumed
those started around the time i turned 22. at 18, i could drink anyone under the table, get so drunk i passed out with my arm in the toiled after puking, and wake up fully energized the next morning. now, if i even have 2 beers, i'm no good the entire day after.

d) memory going to shit
my memory is so-so. i do find myself telling the same story over and over because i don't remember telling it before.

e) shits per day have increased exponentially
complete opposite. you used to be able to set a watch by me. 30 minutes after i ate, you better find a bathroom. not anymore. i could go days.

[T-Bird01]

wanna bet? my old ass could hold my own against you in bball

Sure. I've got 7 inches and 40 pounds on you buddy.

[surf]

you won't dunk on me. i'll foul the shit outta you before you do

[LoneStarFree]

I'm 39, about to be 40

I lift and all, but goddamn my shoulders hurt like a motherfucker for days afterwards, like arthritis kinda hurt.
My knees aren't bad, but they do hurt more that they did ten years ago, especially the one I had surgery on.

Hangover: I swear I only consumed a total of 8 beers on the 4th of July, but I woke up Saturday morning feeling like someone had punched me in the stomach and hit me in the head with a brick. I hurt for 2 days.

Getting old sucks.

[WellFook]

you won't dunk on me. i'll foul the shit outta you before you do

Haha, that's how I think. I'll foul the shit out of you before you dangle your nuts in front of me as you hang off the rim.

[surf]

exactly