she's an assistant to one of the other Directors and we've been fucking for about 3 months (i do NOT recommend balling someone you work with). she's an LSU grad and a DIE HARD tiger fan.
she just got back from a long trip and she wanted to go home for a nap over her lunch break, but her apartment is downtown. i told her she could go to my house and crash there for a bit since i live about 5 miles from the office.
so she texts me "Just wanted you to know that I'm laying here naked on your couch watching LSU baseball and playing with myself"
something so wonderful about a hot 25 year old who loves sex and college sports. Just hope she doesnt bring my career to its knees...
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just got this text from a girl in my office...
Started by Doc, May 28 2008 01:22 PM
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Posted 28 May 2008 - 01:28 PM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING AT WORK???????? 
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Posted 28 May 2008 - 01:31 PM
QUOTE (Ultra Aggie @ May 26 2008, 04:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING AT WORK????????
i know.
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Posted 28 May 2008 - 02:46 PM
Lea calling me an idiot is like Richard Simmons calling me a fruity faggot.
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Posted 28 May 2008 - 03:00 PM
QUOTE (Doc @ May 28 2008, 02:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lea calling me an idiot is like Richard Simmons calling me a fruity faggot.
Yeah, you're probably smarter than I am. As you continue to prove.
Edited by Pink Care Bear, 28 May 2008 - 03:01 PM.
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Posted 28 May 2008 - 04:03 PM
Really Doc, what the fuck are you doing?
I'd be pulling a Smokey and the Bandit to the house.
Fuck the career, you can get a new one.
I'd be pulling a Smokey and the Bandit to the house.
Fuck the career, you can get a new one.
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Posted 28 May 2008 - 06:51 PM
QUOTE (Pink Care Bear @ May 26 2008, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, you're probably smarter than I am. As you continue to prove.
probably not smarter, but definitely better
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Posted 28 May 2008 - 11:39 PM
shit on her feet
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Posted 29 May 2008 - 09:31 AM
second agent's comment. drink a gallon of prune juice, pop a squat and let that shit rip. she might even be kinky and lick that shit off your ass and suck a dingleberry or 2
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 30 May 2008 - 11:59 AM
QUOTE (surf @ May 27 2008, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
second agent's comment. drink a gallon of prune juice, pop a squat and let that shit rip. she might even be kinky and lick that shit off your ass and suck a dingleberry or 2
good lord
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