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[HeyMoe]

....who are stuck at home this weekend post here.

[dag]

....who are stuck at home this weekend post here.

even worse is that i'm packing up and moving this weekend!

[Techsan]

Stuck at home this weekend. Albuquerque next weekend...lucky me.

[surf]

sucks to be y'all. heading to the beach in 2 1/2 hours

[HeyMoe]

sucks to be y'all. heading to the beach in 2 1/2 hours

I hope a shark gnaws your dick off.

[surf]

my wife might on the way if they're still tearing up I-40 by clinton

[dag]

my wife might on the way if they're still tearing up I-40 by clinton

the only thing your wife might do is not take her foot off your head in the water

[houstontexan]

drank too much two nights ago, yesterday morning. had to call off my trip b/c i couldn't stop vomiting.

every times friends come in from out of town, its always trouble.

[Thethreeyardout]

you were a little fucked up.....

[houstontexan]

ran through a 18 year glenmorangie bottle.

always nice to absolutely waste a great bottle of scotch. fucking horrible.

[surf]

scotch is good shit.

[Scot]

I plan on spending the weekend at the lake. In those three day, I will finish this

And as many beers as my liver can handle.

[BYU Born (roveram)]

my plans are kids then block party then lake.

[HeyMoe]

you were a little fucked up.....

No shit. That's the only possible explanation as to why he referenced 'Fraggle Rock". People oughta get banned for that shit around here.

[AggieJen02]

i'll be stuck at home alone. i'll probably fork over $45 to get the UFC fight on pay-per-view and watch it solo.

[Ultra Aggie]

I have a half mexican chick cumming in town tonight and leaving on Sunday.

Might head to Caddo Lake on Sunday, not sure yet!!

[BYU Born (roveram)]

That's bullshit Jen. You want a hookup with a solid ag, with dual master's, that is currently printing cash?

Never been married, no kids, disease free.

I know it doesn't mean much, but Ultra can vouch for the guy.


He's 36 and lives in Dallas.

[Ultra Aggie]

That's bullshit Jen. You want a hookup with a solid ag, with dual master's, that is currently printing cash?

Never been married, no kids, disease free.

I know it doesn't mean much, but Ultra can vouch for the guy.
He's 36 and lives in Dallas.

If he used to live in OKC then I do know who you are talking about and he is stand up guy!!

[Thethreeyardout]

Jen, come out and move in with me.

Me and momma are seperated.

Just clean you shit up and walk around in your panties every now and then.

[Ultra Aggie]

Just clean you shit up and walk around in your panties every now and then.

Best pick up line in the world!!!

[T-Bird01]

I'm at the house tonight as well. Had the day off of work today, so me and a buddy headed down to Lauberge in Lake Charles yesterday evening. He had a comped room (which we never ended up using anyways). Good omen on the way as I was going about 80 mph and a state trooper cuts across the feeder and I see that he is pulling me over. I had that extreme nervous feeling that you get when a cop pulls you over times about 100, because we had a big ass cooler in the back seat of my Tahoe and had already drank about 4 beers a piece. Being a good passenger, my buddy was able to clean up all of the empty cans and hide them before the cop got out of his car. I popped in a piece of gum and the cop comes up and asks for my license and insurance and the usual "any particular reason you are speeding this evening?" I just was honest w/ him and told him not really and that we were headed to Lauberge. He comes out right off the bat and says that he is just going to give me a warning and luckily didn't even glance in the back seat where the huge ass cooler was. He even wished us luck at the casino. That kinda gave me a good vibe for how the night was gonna go.

Anyways, we got there about 9:30 last night and played blackjack until 10:30 this morning. I ended up winning $800 after being down $500 earlier on in the night. I drank probably about 20 Jack & Cokes and about 10 beers in that time span. He ended up winning $2,300 after being down about $700 earlier in the night. I got us a comped buffet at the casino, but we decided to skip that and head to tear up the Mr. Gattis buffet down the road instead. Made it about 30 miles from Beaumont and felt myself dozing off at the wheel after no sleep and all of those drinks. I pulled over at a rest stop and we took a 45 minute nap in my car. I woke up and drove the rest of the way home and we got back about 3 pm. Slept from 4-8, and now here I am, hungover as sheet. That is the long story of why my ass is here doing nothing.

[dag]

T-Bird,

Moving back to Houston on Tuesday after packing all weekend. Let's get RK and whoever else to go out and celebrate my return to the promise land sometime soon.

[T-Bird01]

Sounds good to me.

[T-Bird01]

Also, there were a ton of hot girls there last night. My and my buddy had our heads on swivels...it was pretty ridiculous. I have never seen that many hot girls there before. Plus the waitresses are really good looking as well. That said, I think that I sat by the most annoying girl in the casino last night. When we first got there it was pretty crowded. The $10 & $15 tables were all full, and most of the $25 tables had only 1 open seat. So we sit down at an empty table they are getting ready to open. We had to wait about 40 minutes or so for them to count the cards and get everything set up, etc. No big deal, we were getting free drinks and watching the Celtics/Pistons game.

So the table finally opens. After about 10 minutes, this stripper looking chick comes and sits down next to me. Awesome body....fake boobs that are on permanent high beam....face isn't that great though, but whatever. She also smelled of that fake tanning lotion, which was pretty brutal. Her boyfriend (I guess it was her boyfriend, but really couldn't tell) was just standing behind her the whole time. I talked to him, he was a cool cat, and said that he didn't gamble. Not sure how this dude put up with her stupid ass though....as she was loud mouthed and annoying. She didn't have her drink in a drink holder (I could already forsee this being bad news), and I could tell she was already wasted. Well she knocks her entire drink over on the table. This created a fucking 20 minute stoppage in play while they had to get a little small hair dryer out and dry off the felt and replace the cards that she spilled on. Suddenly, her fake D titties didn't look so good anymore after she did that shit. She just kept talking to me and telling me that the hair dryer deal wasn't necessary and was trying to deflect blame to anyone but herself. Only cool thing was that she kept sliding me $5 chips and to tip the waitress. She even paid for one of my $25 hands after I wanted to get up and go piss, but she wanted me to stay becuase "she felt the hand would be a good one." However, she fucking consulted me on every GD hand, so I had to tell her stupid ass what to do and also play my own hand. Asking stupid shit like whether she should hit a 15 against a dealer face card, if she should double down with an 11 against a dealer 4, etc.

I was getting extremely annoyed at this point and my buddy kept commenting to me how he was wanting to try and move to another table. She was also making it a little uncomfortable for me as she kept touching my leg underneath the table and rubbing on my arm, right as her dude was standing right there. Luckily I think he didn't really give a shit, or was probably used to it by now. Then her mom comes over after a couple of hours and she was a fuckin piece of work herself. Looked to be about early 50s and looked like this chick in the face and had the fake titties as well. Both her and her mom were annoying everyone at the table. Thankfully she got rolled after awhile and finally got up and left.

Edited by T-Bird01, 23 May 2008 - 11:16 PM.

[BYU Born (roveram)]

and had already drank about 4 beers

Riiiiiiiiiight!

Btw - I only jacked off twice yesterday.

[Thethreeyardout]

you should have given your buddy's $23 hundge to her and her mom, fucked both them and filmed it.

Put it up on a web site, charge everyone a dollar 99 to watch a stripper and her mother get fucked together and you would be millionaires by Labor Day.

Edited by Thethreeyardout, 26 May 2008 - 11:44 AM.

[houstontexan]

puddy, kind of an old story, but it goes back to like, man, what like 01....

we (6 friends) rent a van at enterprise. one guy takes a little more liability than everyone else and signs the papers and we all jump in with an 18 year old pledge driving the way.

we head down to houston to watch bonds drop 61 or whatever he hit in houston during that whole fiasco. on the way down we're blowing bong rips, taking hits, shots, and just acting like idiots. so this guy pulls up to us on 290/610 coming into town. he's in a late model caddy (still a really decent car) and he's drinking and from what we can tell, smoking weed.

we're in rush hour traffic, fucking with each other....eventually we make our way onto I-10 toward the park and right before our exit, this guy holds his blunt out his skyroof, holds it, brings his big boy budweiser out to join it...guys laughing, having a ball, our van comes to a stop, this guy (holding weed and beer out of the sunroof mind you) fucking nails this VW bug in front of him. not too bad, but enough to where cops will come out and this guy's fucked....

everyone quits laughing for like 15 sec...looks around as we exit I-10 W. about at that time uncontrollable laughter breaks out. just one of those things you only see in a movie or something.

anyways, postgame we drive to LA and start gambling, friend vomits on the table around 5am, our party is asked to leave, we end up at this guy's beaumont house (he's moderately wealthy in that area) and this rent a van pulls up as his mom is taking both his little bros to school....door opens, plume of smoke follows, alcohol bottles breaking...kids are just in shock. mom takes all of us inside, puts us to sleep, takes the kids to school....i guess she missed one guy in the van. she pulls up like an hour later after dropping the kids off and this kid is running down the driveway toward her trying to flag her down.....she does recognize him, backs back to where the gate meets the farm road, calls their father, who wakes us all up, cusses us out, makes this pledge drive us back to CS on no sleep.

we just decide to push through the whole fucking night. go to carney's and just filled that fucking van until it was full. around 1.30 we pull up to the 'cuda and the bartender and mgr come out, say that a) there's no way we can even park that in their lot and b) we're all too drunk to even get in. guy proceeds to confiscate a full bottle from a guy in line to get in and throws it in the general direction of the trash can. friend of ours catches it in the fucking can, drops to one knee, fucking chuggs it...at that point we're kicked the fuck out and that's all i remember.

only reason i laugh is b/c i remember seeing CS and GM that night and them being "holy fucking shit." any time you get shouts from GM, you know you're doing it right.

[houstontexan]

trying to find pic of sherwood and i partying in the RV.

you're just going to have to trust kc and GM, shiloh style.

[T-Bird01]

Thats pretty solid, and I can't say that I could ever top that.

[Scot]

we're in rush hour traffic, fucking with each other....eventually we make our way onto I-10 toward the park and right before our exit, this guy holds his blunt out his skyroof, holds it, brings his big boy budweiser out to join it...guys laughing, having a ball, our van comes to a stop, this guy (holding weed and beer out of the sunroof mind you) fucking nails this VW bug in front of him. not too bad, but enough to where cops will come out and this guy's fucked....

everyone quits laughing for like 15 sec...looks around as we exit I-10 W. about at that time uncontrollable laughter breaks out. just one of those things you only see in a movie or something.

I was driving to Intercontinental on my way to catch a flight to Costa Rica, and I was running a but late so I am speeding to get there and some douchebag is still tailgating me in his little riced out Honda. Mind you, I am rolling in a suburban. I gave the brakes a good tap to let him know that there was no where I could go so he was stuck. He didn't take to kindly to this so he gets along side me and starts cussing and fipping me the bird. I just laughed at the tool and blew him a kiss. That sent him in to an enormous fit, and right about that time runs straight in to the back of a car turning. The free Heinekens I had on the flight tasted especially good that day.