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[Doc]

I had to go to San Antonio for a conference on Monday so i called some of my friends that live down there so we could grab some drinks. obviously they're going out that night b/c the Spurs are playing game 7 so i immediately come to grips with the fact that im going to be very drunk and very annoyed all night.

so we meet at this place called 50/50 over by alamo heights to watch the game (i managed to talk the dumbschit bartender in to letting me watch the Stars game on a 12 inch screen behind the bar). one of the girls with them comes over and starts chatting me up about the Spurs and how much she misses college (she went to TCU so she's obviously a dumbass). next thing i know she got her hand on my leg so i know its on. i pretend to be not interested even though at this point im hammered and she's starting to look like Brooke Burke with every whiskey i pour into my face.

fast forward to the end of the night...we go back to her house and we start fucking around. she proceeds to give me the single best blowjob i have EVER had in my entire life, and its not even CLOSE. i get her panties off and she's as bald as a 10 year old so i know this girl is a pro. she tells me to open up her dresser drawer to grab a rubber (another sign that she has done this before) so i reach over while she's still got my cock in her mouth and open it up. inside i find two things that send me in to a flat fucking spin...

a box of Magnum condoms and a Desert Eagle .50 cal

what the fuck kind of shit did i get myself in to?? luckily there was another pack of rubbers that actually fit me since i'm not packin a 13 inch cock, so we fuck and then go to sleep. the sex was good, but i cant help but to wonder who the fuck this girl is. and what kind of cock is she getting that can barely fit in to a fucking TRASH bag?? and why does she keep a badass Snatch gun in her dresser like she lives in g*ddamn Inglewood?

i think im in love.

[Thethreeyardout]

damn it

I knew my wife went to San Antonio.

[Ultra Aggie]

Sounds like a good night.

Atleast everyone on here does not think that she is a he!!!

[houstontexan]

are you going to call this bitch again? sounds like that might be worth flying her in to see her again.

and san antonio

[Scot]

Hot Dog
Hallway

How could the sex have been good?

[Thethreeyardout]

http://caseyparker.teenpomp.com/casey-park...ter-fight-2.jpg


did she look like this?



God damn it, I thought she was on a "Hill Country Wine tasting tour"

[Doc]

Hot Dog
Hallway

How could the sex have been good?

she wasnt that loose. after seeing the Magnums i fully expected to be swallowed up by her enormous gash, but it was surprisingly snug.

[Tex Pete]

Hot Dog
Hallway

How could the sex have been good?

Just lean it up against one side, and pound like crazy.

[Doc]

Just lean it up against one side, and pound like crazy.

or let her get on top and hope like hell its long enough to rub up against something.

[dag]

first of all...tcu is not bad
second of all, since it was your first blowjob i would imagine it was your best ever

[BYU Born (roveram)]

Should have jacked the one on the way out.

Those things cost a shitload.