I have opened my docket for Plaintiff's cases.
All your personal injuries and whiplashes are belong to me.
If I hear about you hiring anyone else, I'll honestly hunt you down and doo-doo on your front step.
I'm good. I'm very good.
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Car wrecks anyone?
Started by Agent, May 07 2008 07:19 PM
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:19 PM
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:21 PM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 7 2008, 07:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have opened my docket for Plaintiff's cases.
All your personal injuries and whiplashes are belong to me.
If I hear about you hiring anyone else, I'll honestly hunt you down and doo-doo on your front step.
I'm good. I'm very good.
All your personal injuries and whiplashes are belong to me.
If I hear about you hiring anyone else, I'll honestly hunt you down and doo-doo on your front step.
I'm good. I'm very good.
Random.
what if I am the cause of the accident.
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:34 PM
Then you don't need a scumbag ambulance chaser.
You need a prestigious, honorable defense attorney.
You need a prestigious, honorable defense attorney.
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:42 PM
QUOTE (roveram @ May 7 2008, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Then you don't need a scumbag ambulance chaser.
You need a prestigious, honorable defense attorney.
You need a prestigious, honorable defense attorney.
Then i am in the wrong place.
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:12 PM
If you are the cause of said accident and if I cannot sign up the opposing party, I will happily defend you as well. If your insurance company sends you a reservation of rights letter limiting your coverage in any way, you may hire me at my own extra special rate just for them, and they have to pay for it.
It's really a win-win for me, err, you.
It's really a win-win for me, err, you.
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:41 PM
That would be cool seeing how you skirt the duty to defend clause of the K, giving them the right to designate counsel.
Seriously, what's your radius on clients? We could make some cash. Remember we have a contact in this area that does auto every day, all day on the defense side.
I need to quit fucking around and get my license moved down here.
Seriously, what's your radius on clients? We could make some cash. Remember we have a contact in this area that does auto every day, all day on the defense side.
I need to quit fucking around and get my license moved down here.
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:47 PM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 7 2008, 06:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have opened my docket for Plaintiff's cases.
All your personal injuries and whiplashes are belong to me.
If I hear about you hiring anyone else, I'll honestly hunt you down and doo-doo on your front step.
I'm good. I'm very good.
All your personal injuries and whiplashes are belong to me.
If I hear about you hiring anyone else, I'll honestly hunt you down and doo-doo on your front step.
I'm good. I'm very good.
lewis & dagget cut your ass off?
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 11:08 AM
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I'm good. I'm very good.
That's what I read in the Tyler newspaper the other day.
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 11:21 AM
It wasn't in the Tyler newspaper, you dumb fuck.
At least not yet
At least not yet
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 11:35 AM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 8 2008, 11:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It wasn't in the Tyler newspaper, you dumb fuck.
At least not yet
At least not yet
Yeah it was in the Jumplecum or whatever the fuck that paper was.
Edited by BohunkAg, 08 May 2008 - 11:36 AM.
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 04:10 PM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 7 2008, 07:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have opened my docket for Plaintiff's cases.
All your personal injuries and whiplashes are belong to me.
If I hear about you hiring anyone else, I'll honestly hunt you down and doo-doo on your front step.
I'm good. I'm very good.
All your personal injuries and whiplashes are belong to me.
If I hear about you hiring anyone else, I'll honestly hunt you down and doo-doo on your front step.
I'm good. I'm very good.
it's been over a year since i had a car accident so i'm due
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Posted 09 May 2008 - 06:34 PM
QUOTE (dag @ May 8 2008, 04:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
it's been over a year since i had a car accident so i'm due
You licensed in Arizona?
These pain pills are killing my liver.
I need to get this fucker over with.
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Posted 09 May 2008 - 07:57 PM
Me and/or agent can get you hooked up.
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Posted 09 May 2008 - 08:35 PM
Agent or rover - if I follow dag and refer his victims to you, will you give me 10% of the award? I figure you can keep the other 23% for yourself. Should be like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Posted 10 May 2008 - 09:53 AM
Team Agent/ Rover going all Ben Matlock on their bitch asses.
I like it.
Report to Threeyardout world head quarters Monday morning with your contingency fee agreements ready for endorsement.
Oh, and bring a half a case of beer to wash down the Norco's with.
I like it.
Report to Threeyardout world head quarters Monday morning with your contingency fee agreements ready for endorsement.
Oh, and bring a half a case of beer to wash down the Norco's with.
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Posted 10 May 2008 - 05:15 PM
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Oh, and bring a half a case of beer
A fucking 12 pack? I don't think you realize what caliber of legal team that has been assembled.
I smoke a 6'er before brushing my teeth in the morning.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 08:50 PM
QUOTE (roveram @ May 10 2008, 05:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I smoke a 6'er before brushing my teeth in the morning.
Thats true.
I've seen it!!!
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 11:33 PM
takin' 2 in the ass and 1 in the mouth
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:25 PM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 8 2008, 11:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It wasn't in the Tyler newspaper, you dumb fuck.
At least not yet
At least not yet
Motherfucker, I AM Early Edition!
Bet you didn't know that Muy was the Shack moderator.
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 01:59 PM
ttt...baby needs shoes
if you're not in an accident, that's no problem. we'll make one up
if you're not in an accident, that's no problem. we'll make one up
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 02:13 PM
QUOTE (Agent @ May 15 2008, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ttt...baby needs shoes
if you're not in an accident, that's no problem. we'll make one up
if you're not in an accident, that's no problem. we'll make one up
finally going to chip in on adriana eh?
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 02:57 PM
Agent, you should track the guy down from AO that is more worried about the diminished value of his car than being injured. Accident happened in Austin.
The post is only a few days old.
The post is only a few days old.
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 03:36 PM
rover....I'm all over it
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 01:17 PM
A girl decided to slam her Saturn Vue in to the back of my truck yesterday. Lets get rich!
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 01:26 PM
she shouldn't be sued for hitting you, she should be sued for driving a saturn vue...oh, and just to let everyone know, it's been 19months since my last wreck!
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 01:29 PM
QUOTE (dag @ Aug 11 2008, 12:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh, and just to let everyone know, it's been 19months since my last wreck!
kiss of death. you'll have one on the way home tonite
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 01:33 PM
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kiss of death. you'll have one on the way home tonite
i'm already at home
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 01:45 PM
QUOTE (dag @ Aug 11 2008, 01:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
she shouldn't be sued for hitting you, she should be sued for driving a saturn vue...oh, and just to let everyone know, it's been 19months since my last wreck!
I was a little disappointed in the lack of damage to her ride. Not sure how fast she was going, but her car got a mouth full of this.
Bumper is still in perfect condition, but it managed to bend it down about 30 degrees.
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 03:25 PM
A few months ago, some chick smashed into the back of my truck at a stop sign.
Unfortunately for me, it scratched my trailer hitch. Unfortunately for her, my trailer hitch went through the front of her car.
It was fucked up!
Unfortunately for me, it scratched my trailer hitch. Unfortunately for her, my trailer hitch went through the front of her car.
It was fucked up!
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 03:26 PM
QUOTE (Scot @ Aug 11 2008, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was a little disappointed in the lack of damage to her ride. Not sure how fast she was going, but her car got a mouth full of this.
Bumper is still in perfect condition, but it managed to bend it down about 30 degrees.
Bumper is still in perfect condition, but it managed to bend it down about 30 degrees.
you have a very interesting license plate
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