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[houstontexan]

sounds like we have a wild bunch here.

what's the most fucked up 5 hours of your life? this should be good.

[BYU Born (roveram)]

I ate a space cake in Amsterdam a few years ago. Dropped 10 bills in 5 hrs.

FYI - even the finest bitch there only charges 50.

[surf]

most fucked up story of your life

being born

[Agent]

fuck, i don't know where to start

[surf]

fuck, i don't know where to start

ditto

[Ultra Aggie]

I ate a space cake in Amsterdam a few years ago. Dropped 10 bills in 5 hrs.

FYI - even the finest bitch there only charges 50.

Strange........I did the same thing!!

[Agent]

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Was "the finest bitch there" in rover's e-mail

[houstontexan]

there's a story on the houston board where a guy, pvsherwood, had a fucking fun fired at his head in a mexican strip club in piedras negras.

that's the kind of shit i'm looking for on here.

[Tex Pete]

a fucking fun fired

[houstontexan]

fuck

[Pink Care Bear]

I got really drunk one night at The Tap, then headed over to Carney's and did a shot. To top it off, we capped the night off at Blarney Stone ANOTHER shot, and a beer afterwards.

It was crazy.

[surf]

one time i was fucking agent's mom. after i shot off in her face and was laying back smoking my victory cig, she started mumbling something about how she wanted to take an ad out in the local paper touting her snuckums (that'd be agent) as the next superstar hotshot ambulance chaser or some shit like that. bugged me out so bad i had to go fuck sooner's girlfriend and then shit in her boxers to calm down.

[surf]

oh another time i took a shit in some random dude's pickup truck. crazy shit. crazy

[Scot]

I had a gun put to my head in middle school. I caught a glimpse of the barrel as he pulled it out and it was only a bb gun so I just laughed at the kid.
Had another guy in Houston randomly aim a gun at me as I drove down the street.
Saw two kids running from Meyerland plaza with a chrome revolver in hand as I exited for Braeswood.

Pretty boring stuff

I did almost get stranded in a small town in the middle of nowhere Costa Rica when I pissed off a cab driver by telling him his price was too high. He didn't think I spoke Spanish so he started telling all the other cab drivers to either not take us at all or take us to the middle of nowhere and ditch us. Thankfully all those guys were broke and one didn't care where he was getting his money from as long as he was getting paid.

[Ultra Aggie]

I got held hostage once by a guy who was activity psychotic in an apartment complex.

The cops rushed in with riot gear on and wrestled him to the ground.

Pretty exciting stuff that day.

Edited by Ultra Aggie, 05 May 2008 - 01:01 PM.

[dag]

i would tell you but if i wanna run for public office you can use it against me

[BohunkAg]

I walked into a fucking jewelry store robbery and got a gun pointed at my head whenever I went in to pick out my future wife's engagement ring. Then I couldn't tell her what happened (because she didn't know I was picking up a ring) and why I was shit faced when I landed (she was in Phoenix at the time....and after the deal my hands were shaking so I pounded beers at the airport and on the flight over), and I was supposed to help her load a U-Haul that night to move back to Texas. Just had to sit there and take her yelling at me for coming in drunk. Sucked!

[Ultra Aggie]

I walked into a fucking jewelry store robbery and got a gun pointed at my head whenever I went in to pick out my future wife's engagement ring. Then I couldn't tell her what happened (because she didn't know I was picking up a ring) and why I was shit faced when I landed (she was in Phoenix at the time....and after the deal my hands were shaking so I pounded beers at the airport and on the flight over), and I was supposed to help her load a U-Haul that night to move back to Texas. Just had to sit there and take her yelling at me for coming in drunk. Sucked!

That story was great except for the part about you buying an engagement ring!!!

WTF???? HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM ME!!!!!!

Edited by Ultra Aggie, 05 May 2008 - 02:32 PM.

[BohunkAg]

That story was great except for the part about you buying an engagement ring!!!

WTF???? HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM ME!!!!!!

Dude, that was 5 years ago almost. I didn't know you back then.

[Scot]

There was this one time I drank a guy so far under the table that he ended up at the hospital. ;)

[BohunkAg]

There was this one time I drank a guy so far under the table that he ended up at the hospital. ;)

What a pussy.

[Agent]

I once doo-doo'ed in the woods and turned around and stepped in it

[Scot]

One time I naired my asshole

[Doc]

i fucked my best friend's sister in the back of my 4Runner in high school.

i told him about it 2 months later and he laid my ass out on the porch of his house. then we hugged and all was well.

gotta love best friends.

[AggieJen02]

i once hitched a ride all the way to oklahoma with two guys i didn't know. wound up getting shitfaced with them and spending the night in their hotel room.

[Doc]

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there is SO much more to that story.

[surf]

i once hitched a ride all the way to oklahoma with two guys i didn't know. wound up getting shitfaced with them and spending the night in their hotel room.

slapnutzed

[houstontexan]

wtf, jen. more please.

[surf]

me and my boy sammy (greekone) ran the train on this bitch in charlotte in a room full of strangers. we was high fiving and shit the whole time.

[dag]

me and my boy sammy (greekone) ran the train on this bitch in charlotte in a room full of strangers. we was high fiving and shit the whole time.

not sure if this is bad but my buddy and i tag teamed a mom one night only to wake up to her two kids jumping in the bed