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[Pink Care Bear]

While the Master's is great, it's hard to beat the Davis Cup. The quarterfinals are this weekend, and the US has a tough match against France. Germany and Spain also play what I think will be a thriller, but we'll see. Nothing like some good golf and tennis to get you ready for the summer.

[valleyaggie]

....and don't forget the beer cart girls...

[surf]

i'm hoping for some super motocross or something good on fuletv. this time of the year sucks for TV

[sammy]

super motocross

We call that Supercross here in Texas.

[houstontexan]

went to the masters last year.

2nd best sports experience of my life (which includes game 1 of 88 WS, superbowl 36, and some others).

pretty amazing place.

[surf]

We call that Supercross here in Texas.

probably do here too but i think i had freestyle motocross and supercross both on my mind so i decided to create a new sport

[Pink Care Bear]

Yeah....but I was talking about the greatness that is The Davis Cup.

[surf]

do you prance around in daisy dukes and strum your racket like it's a guitar during said davis cup?

[surf]

you probably used to put agassi posters overtop your teddy bears and dry hump the shit out of them when you were younger too

[Pink Care Bear]

you probably used to put agassi posters overtop your teddy bears and dry hump the shit out of them when you were younger too

I still have several of Aggassi's Nike Tennis polos from the early 90's. Those things are comfortable as hell and never go out of style.

[surf]

hi guys, i was dreaming last night that pete sampras hit a ball into the crowd after winning his match and i caught it!!!. i was so happy. i woke the next day with an empty tennis ball container on my dick and my nuts were wrapped in racket strings. ahhhhhh what a dream[/pcb itg]

[Pink Care Bear]

hi guys, i was dreaming last night that pete sampras hit a ball into the crowd after winning his match and i caught it!!!. i was so happy. i woke the next day with an empty tennis ball container on my dick and my nuts were wrapped in racket strings. ahhhhhh what a dream[/pcb itg]

It'd be a lot cooler if you'd quit pretending you don't like tennis. Seriously, we're having a big cookout over at my place starting Friday to get ready for the Davis Cup. It's gonna be great.

[surf]

what the fuck do you mean quit pretending? i hate that fucking sport almost as much as i hate fucking nascar. nascar and anything from michigan reside at the very bottom of my hate list

[BohunkAg]

Yeah....but I was talking about the greatness that is The Davis Cup.

Look at me...my obvious troll was getting ignored so I'm going to post it again so you guys will respond to it. Pathetic.

[Pink Care Bear]

Look at me...my obvious troll was getting ignored so I'm going to post it again so you guys will respond to it. Pathetic.

Look at me. I'm a total dumbass who think's he's really clever, yet I've been played like a fiddle for years now by the OP. [/bohunk]

[Ultra Aggie]

i'm hoping for some super STANGcross or something good on fuletv. this time of the year sucks for TV

FIFY

[sammy]

I agree, the Davis Cup is a great event. Im going to be watching, thats for sure.

[Thethreeyardout]

Yeah....but I was talking about the greatness that is The Davis Cup.

this is part of your act, right.

you really aren't a flaming faggot?

[Pink Care Bear]

this is part of your act, right.

you really aren't a flaming faggot?

What do you think?

[Doc]

Lea definitely strikes me as the Tennis type.

[Pink Care Bear]

Lea definitely strikes me as the Tennis type.

Says the guy who wears cycling shorts?

[Doc]

says the guy who splits his time evenly between 6 different message boards and re-runs of Laguna Beach.

[Pink Care Bear]

says the guy who splits his time evenly between 6 different message boards and re-runs of Laguna Beach.

You got me.

[houstontexan]

got some comp'd tix to the masters cup in houston in 03.

so much ass running around that place that you can't help but enjoy it. never played, but after watching in person, i appreciate those guys as pretty fucking solid athletes.

i'm one of those people that if i watch something in person, generally i can appreciate the sport even if i never played it. examples being tennis and soccer, which most people in the US aren't too fond of.

roddick and safin throw around some pretty quality pussy. i like and respect that.

[T-Bird01]

so much ass running around that place that you can't help but enjoy it. never played, but after watching in person, i appreciate those guys as pretty fucking solid athletes.

After seeing this comment, I will now own up to playing tennis in high school. I was pretty damn good and had a couple of scholarship offers from some smaller schools. I got 3rd in our regional in doubles and we lost the 2nd place playback match after the team that beat us in the semis won our regional. Had we won that match, we would have gone to state. We were some serve and volleying motherfuckers. Both my doubles partner (fify protected bitches) and I were 6'4" and we would own the net. He ended up playing on the volleyball team at A&M and was probably the best player. A couple of good buddies of mine that I met in college both said that he was by far the best player on the team. My junior year I played singles and ended up getting 3rd in our regional. Anyways...

[T-Bird01]

My uncles and grandfather have played tennis forever and that is how I got into it at such a young age. It worked out because the season didn't coincide with bball season.

[Pink Care Bear]

My uncles and grandfather have played tennis forever and that is how I got into it at such a young age. It worked out because the season didn't coincide with bball season.

Ah, how cute. Little T-Bird played racket smackit since he was wittle. You should have sacked up and met me at the corner of Smith and Louisiana 3 years ago, pussy. I would have worked you across the street and hung you by your balls from that red, white and blue debacle of "art" sitting there.

Edited by Pink Care Bear, 09 April 2008 - 07:05 PM.

[T-Bird01]

Ah, how cute. Little T-Bird played racket smackit since he was wittle. You should have sacked up and met me at the corner of Smith and Louisiana 3 years ago, pussy. I would have worked you across the street and hung you by your balls from that red, white and blue debacle of "art" sitting there.

I tell you what Lea, next time you're in the Tine, give me a shout. We'll sure as shit see about that. BTW, I was 175 in high school and have put on about 2 inches and 50 pounds since then. I was a twig in high school. Yesterday, I was repping 80 pound dumbells in the gym on military press, so you better pack a lunch pail if you intend on sparring.

[Pink Care Bear]

I tell you what Lea, next time you're in the Tine, give me a shout. We'll sure as shit see about that. BTW, I was 175 in high school and have put on about 2 inches and 50 pounds since then. I was a twig in high school. Yesterday, I was repping 80 pound dumbells in the gym on military press, so you better pack a lunch pail if you intend on sparring.

We'll see about that. You should bring your racket stringing machine so that you can repair your Wilson after I put a T-bird shaped hole in it. By the way, what is the "Tine." I keep seeing that and have never heard it. Thanks pussy.

[RaginKajun]

You should have sacked up and met me at the corner of Smith and Louisiana 3 years ago, pussy.

you wanted to meet him on an i-10 on/off ramp?