Jump to content


i got thrown out of a bar in chapel hill


21 replies to this topic

#1 surf

    Beasts From the East

  • Admin
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 15,999 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bucktown
  • Interests:digital design

Posted 05 April 2008 - 11:50 PM

guess they were a little bitter about the loss. they threw me out so fast after the game i didn't even have to pay my bar tab. i fucking hate top of the hill anyways with their snobby fucking asses. grabbed some grub at i love new york pizza and bounced my happy ass back to the house. going to go wake the wifey up and get some damn pussy. check y'all bitchez sometime tomorrow
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.




fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity

#2 Thethreeyardout

    Super Stud

  • core
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,242 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 12:07 AM

condolences.

at least you didn't have to play them in Kansas City.

They are really good there.

#3 Agent

    Registered Midget Offender

  • Admin
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,066 posts
  • Location:the heterosexual area of Austin, TX

Posted 06 April 2008 - 12:32 AM

I didn't know how many of'em it would have taken to whip my ass.

But I knew how many they were gonna use.

#4 RaginKajun

    Super Stud

  • core
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,021 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 10:07 AM

it's okay to be sad, surf....you don't have to try and hide it.

;)
i IPB Image your wifes vagina.

#5 Timmy Chang

    Super Stud

  • core
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 918 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 10:21 AM

Were you throwing a fit because uCla, your newly crowned tshirt team, got throttled?

#6 Pink Care Bear

    Masturbates Regularly

  • Banned
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 416 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 10:29 AM

It's cool that you came here to tell us about it. Seriously.

#7 surf

    Beasts From the East

  • Admin
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 15,999 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bucktown
  • Interests:digital design

Posted 06 April 2008 - 12:51 PM

QUOTE (Pink Care Bear @ Apr 6 2008, 09:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's cool that you came here to tell us about it. Seriously.



is it cool you come here period? seriously
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.




fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity

#8 dag

    Super Stud

  • core
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,712 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 12:52 PM

QUOTE (Pink Care Bear @ Apr 6 2008, 10:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's cool that you came here to tell us about it. Seriously.



this is his site, he can post whatever the fuck he wants.

#9 surf

    Beasts From the East

  • Admin
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 15,999 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bucktown
  • Interests:digital design

Posted 06 April 2008 - 12:52 PM

QUOTE (dag @ Apr 6 2008, 11:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this is his site, he can post whatever the fuck he wants.



and don't you ever fucking forget it either
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.




fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity

#10 Pink Care Bear

    Masturbates Regularly

  • Banned
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 416 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 01:43 PM

QUOTE (surf @ Apr 6 2008, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
and don't you ever fucking forget it either


I was joking, Jefe. defeated.gif

#11 surf

    Beasts From the East

  • Admin
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 15,999 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bucktown
  • Interests:digital design

Posted 06 April 2008 - 02:37 PM

sure thing pinche joto
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.




fighting for peace... that's like fucking for virginity

#12 houstontexan

    Super Stud

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,084 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 02:39 PM

i was "escorted" out of a bar in wrigleyville last night.

pretty fucking embarrassing. i'm thinking about seriously cutting back on the drinking.

#13 T-Bird01

    Super Stud

  • core
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,600 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 03:04 PM

ht, we took a trip up there about 3 years ago for an Astros series in August. There was about 13 of us total, including Greg, Casey, Clay. We all got there on Thursday night and we got thrown out of 4 bars that night. We also got thrown out of Harry Carrey's steak house the next night.

#14 BYU Born (roveram)

    Super Stud

  • core
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,629 posts
  • Location:Lo Cash, TX

Posted 06 April 2008 - 03:10 PM

I lost my shoe at a bar in Uncertain, Tx.


Pretty fucking embarrassing.


But I stuck around anyway.

#15 houstontexan

    Super Stud

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,084 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 04:24 PM

puddy, i can only imagine. and please tell me GM wasn't pulling for the cubbies.

we went up to suprise this chick for her 30th birthday party and i pretty much f'd everything up.

i will say probably the most thoed place i've EVER been was weiner circle up there at 3am. woman behind the counter was calling this order that was ready....finally she throws a thing of fries at this guy and screams "you goofy looking motherfucker, get your fucking hot dog, bitch!" i was in disbelief. pretty funny shit.

#16 houstontexan

    Super Stud

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,084 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 04:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmICvNanGYY...feature=related

30 second mark. those are the employees yelling at that girl.

#17 T-Bird01

    Super Stud

  • core
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,600 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:51 PM

Yeah....it was a pretty dirty weekend. We got 3 Cubs fans kicked out of the bleachers section during the Saturday game. There was another group of about 6 Astros fans that sat by us, so we had about 20 peeps on rows 2-5 out in right center. It was during the stros 12 game winning streak when Beltran was on the team. We probably set the high five record that day, and we certainly pissed off a bunch of Cubs fans. This one dude in our group got a beer thrown at him, and so that guy got tossed. Another couple of Cubs fans were talking shit to a couple in our group, and this dude turns around and says to the Cubs fan talking shit and says...."nice earring, Timberlake." That set them off, so they stood up wanting to fight and got tossed as well. This old man that tried to come to their defense got tossed also. Greg, Clay, Casey, and Mary's husband Jason all missed their flights on Sunday so they had to stay over another day. Basically the reason they didn't make it is because the cab driver had to pull over for Greg to puke. Clay ended up passing out in a bathroom on Sunday at one of the Wrigleyville bars, so they got thrown out of there. I think Clay drunk dialed his boss at 2 am saying that he wasn't going to make it in on Monday.

#18 houstontexan

    Super Stud

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,084 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:55 PM

holy fuck.

#19 Scot

    I busted her cherry.

  • core
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,729 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 08:12 PM

I met a girl last night that told me her dream is to go to St Louis of Chicago for an Astros game, talk tons of shit, and get in to a fight. Her insanity left me somewhat aroused.

#20 BohunkAg

    Super Stud

  • core
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,359 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 09:35 PM

QUOTE
I think Clay drunk dialed his boss at 2 am saying that he wasn't going to make it in on Monday.


Now THAT is some funny shit.

#21 T-Bird01

    Super Stud

  • core
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,600 posts

Posted 06 April 2008 - 11:06 PM

Bohunk...this dude parties his dick off. Another good story from that trip is that we met some 35 year old cougars from Kentucky in the hotel lobby. A few of us (including him) went and partied in their room for a little while. We went out to the bars and lost him somehow. We get off the elevator on our way back to meet them in their room for a nightcap and he is passed out on the table right outside the elevator. He remembered what floor they were on, but apparently couldn't remember what room. Apparently he knocked on several doors, but then finally decided to pass out on the table thinking that we'd come back there to try and party w/ them. He had been asleep for about an hour. He has also passed out in the attic of Rons Pub before. Rons is his favorite bar. He has partied with Jim Hickey (old Astros pitching coach) there several times. This dude is about to be a father pretty soon as well. He has toned it down a little, but when he goes out, he still goes pretty hardcore.

Edited by T-Bird01, 06 April 2008 - 11:07 PM.


#22 houstontexan

    Super Stud

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,084 posts

Posted 07 April 2008 - 09:37 AM

love the story about him cornering bill doran and telling him what he "meant to h-town."





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users