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[HeyMoe]

.......and on a local broadcast Messican channel here is a shopping network-type show selling sex toys. Two women selling the fuckin things; fake dicks, suck machines and something called "El Dongo".

Uh oh, now there's an infomercial for Spanish Viagra. Advertised to give you "The Dick of Death" or as they put it..."El Wang de la Muerte"


Teach me to go out Saturday night.....I'm missin all this good tv.

Edited by HeyMoe, 05 April 2008 - 11:08 PM.

[Thethreeyardout]

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.......


there's a "sucking machine"?

and it doesn't have any shot at alimony, right?

[Agent]

El Wang de la Muerte

Ladies & Gentlemen...the newest, greatest TA sock has been born

[HeyMoe]

El Wang de la Muerte

Ladies & Gentlemen...the newest, greatest TA sock has been born

I've got a trademark on that bitch. I get a buck everytime someone uses it.

[HeyMoe]

No shit. One of the things they advertised was a mouth with a battery-operated tongue in that moves around. Creepy as hell. I'll let you know how creepy after my order arrives.

[Agent]

some of those things give fantastic rim jobs. think about it. you can't see it back there.

[Timmy Chang]

i have a tall boy (i could have used the 12 oz can with room to spare, but it was the only available option) fleshlight of "Tigertail Ale" in mocha. Its a nondescript coin slot, which allows my imagination to run wild.

This thing looks intense:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/83085/sucking_machine/