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#1 HeyMoe

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Posted 20 March 2008 - 11:48 AM

Saw it last night. It is now my goal in life to be the Last Man on Earth.

All the prerequisites were there;

*Deer hunting from a Shelby Cobra.

*Shooting freaks with a high powered rifle.

*Unrestricted access to ALL THE PORN IN NEW YORK CITY.

FUCK YEAH!

Edited by HeyMoe, 20 March 2008 - 11:49 AM.

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Posted 20 March 2008 - 11:56 AM

anybody seen doomsday?
Never argue with a moron. They will bring you down to their level and beat your ass with their experience.




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Posted 20 March 2008 - 12:23 PM

I thought it was a good movie, too. The book, as almost always, is supposed to be better.

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Posted 20 March 2008 - 12:35 PM

i was told that it fuckin blew so i never bothered. maybe i'll check it out.

watched NCFOM on Blu Ray last night and caught a bunch of shit i didnt pick up on last time. that movie is f'ing nailz.

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Posted 20 March 2008 - 04:01 PM

That movie was solid. Whatever ass clown told you it sucked must love cock.

The on;y thing bad about it was the idiot that was sitting next to me watching it. He was the moron in the theater that likes to comment on everything that is happening. "OH SHIIIIT. OH MAN. DAMN THIS IS GONNA HURT! OOOOOOOOH, I TOLD YOU!! DID YOU SEE THAT??!!??"

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Posted 21 March 2008 - 09:01 PM

I loved it! It was Cast Away but in New Yor City, but with cool cars and shit. Fucking awesome. Wife hated it however.

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Posted 21 March 2008 - 10:00 PM

It was decent, but it should have ended when the dog died. It could have been a touching story about a man and his dog, which to my knowledge has never been done in a vampire/zombie movie setting.

Will Smith dies in the end.


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Posted 21 March 2008 - 10:26 PM

I agree. Whenever the dog got shut down I was done with the flic.




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Posted 21 March 2008 - 11:04 PM

QUOTE (Timmy Chang @ Mar 21 2008, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was decent, but it should have ended when the dog died. It could have been a touching story about a man and his dog, which to my knowledge has never been done in a vampire/zombie movie setting.

Will Smith dies in the end.
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spoilers.


If you spend more and get the enhanced version there is an alternate ending where Smith lives.

My cheap ass wouldn't spend the money for the enhanced version so he died.

Cheap-fuckin Moe killed Will Smith.
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Posted 21 March 2008 - 11:17 PM

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Cheap-fuckin Moe killed Will Smith.

Moe = The Pontius Pilate of wholesome hiphop.
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Posted 22 March 2008 - 08:03 AM

How come the deer in movie where not fucked up zombies. And how come the zombies didn't go after the deer.

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Posted 22 March 2008 - 10:47 AM

QUOTE (Sooner Born @ Mar 21 2008, 11:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Moe = The Pontius Pilate of wholesome hiphop.


That's right. I also killed M.C Hammer and Young MC. And Easter or no, those fuckers ain't rising from the dead.
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Posted 22 March 2008 - 10:50 AM

QUOTE (BQ_90 @ Mar 22 2008, 08:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How come the deer in movie where not fucked up zombies. And how come the zombies didn't go after the deer.


And what were the zombies doing when Smith finds em in that old building? I swear it looked like a circle jerk. So that's what the fuckers did.....jerk off during the day and prowl at night? What losers.




Wait a minute...that's what I do. Fuck.

Edited by HeyMoe, 22 March 2008 - 12:16 PM.

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Posted 22 March 2008 - 11:45 AM

Why would a zombie go after a deer? Thats just stupid.

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Posted 22 March 2008 - 09:15 PM

QUOTE (HeyMoe @ Mar 22 2008, 10:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And Easter or no, those fuckers ain't rising from the dead.


Happy Zombie day!

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Posted 25 March 2008 - 06:07 PM

the dog died?! why didn't you put "spoiler alert" in the thread title!
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Posted 25 March 2008 - 06:52 PM

The book was written in the fifties I think. Lots of flowery language you don't see in today's writing.

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 12:52 PM

You are a cocksucking moron. That film had so much potential till the Deus Ex Machina bailed it out. They ran out of money for the last 20 minutes.





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