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[surf]

MISSING HUSBAND

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds,
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out
to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him!

[Crash Davis]

That was not worthy of a thread, surf.




but this is

Edited by Crash Davis, 05 March 2008 - 03:24 PM.

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

for strippers

[Crash Davis]

It would be a tough choice, eh lazlo?

[surf]

not for me. there's enough surf dick to satisfy all of those bitches

[Techsan]

I call the one in white.

[Crash Davis]

This would be a tougher choice

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

This would be a tougher choice

2nd from the right. but, i could easily pee in any of them.

[surf]

gimme the one on the left. that's the girl from we livetogether and she's fuckin' bangin' son

[T-Bird01]

You guys obviously live in your parents basement, because none of those girls are that hot. [/Robert Lea Wilson, esq]