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[rebelionel]

My petition for Whataburger to bottle their ketchup for retail sale:
http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?top...amp;forum_id=12

Get the fuck in there and make some noise.

[Agent]

while i am a fatass and enjoy their fancy ketchup immediately, you should consider putting a bullet in your fucking noggin.

this is why GB people should not only be allowed to post here, they also shouldn't be allowed to fucking breathe

[rebelionel]

Thats too fucking bad for you now isn't it, polesmoker?

[Agent]

what's too bad for me?

is that smack?

wow!

more to come?

[rebelionel]

Smack became pointless when you conceded you were a fat fuck. That kind of self-deprecation about your 'disability' speaks for itself.

[HeyMoe]

Fuckin ass-bandit genital-boarders dip their fries in gak anyways.......

[rebelionel]

Fuckin ass-bandit genital-boarders dip their fries in gak anyways.......

This guy has my number!

[Agent]

reb:

you want to get the shit beat out of you by this fat fuck?

[BYU Born (roveram)]

Agent, don't with fuck the guy. Really. He'll start a GB revolt at 4:38am. You'll be totally crushed by the time you've had the first 6 o'clock breakfast burrito.

[Agent]

and my rep there is so good anyway

[rebelionel]

reb:

you want to get the shit beat out of you by this fat fuck?

is that what you do, talk about trying to drag your hulking fat ass to fight posters? I wouldn't want you to interrupt your journey into heart disease, porker. That massive grease trap you call a body needs as little exercise as possible for you to remain on your giant ass stuck to your sweat-stained extra large chair talkin smack.

[Thethreeyardout]

He's not disabled.

I AM, MOTHER FUCKER.

He just sues people for me.


But I am getting better.

[surf]

He's not disabled.

I AM, MOTHER FUCKER.

He just sues people for me.
But I am getting better.

it's a damn shame what happened with you and that 5 inch thick vibrator

[Thethreeyardout]

and I am 6 foot 207.

about 12 pounds over my fighting weight, but I have one leg right now and will still kick your fucking ass as long as you have insurance.


beware.....I am so medicated that I am impervious to pain right now and well represented in the legal system.

So, consider that as I take Agent's "slack"......

[rebelionel]

Thats pretty sweet how fatass needs to bring gimpy out of the woodwork to get his back.

[Agent]

i can't remember. who was the pathetic bitch who started a thread on the general board about ketchup and linked it here because he thought it was witty?

I need no slack. You are a fucking whore of a loser, and my 6 year old can beat the fuck out of you.

Go squeeze Drillin's mole and let him jerk off on your face. It'll make you look like more of a a man than fucking with me, bitch.

[Thethreeyardout]

What hump? [/young Frankestein]

[rebelionel]

i refuse to dignify attacks on my love for whataburger fancy ketchup with any sort of real response, so take that as your own sort of special retarded personal victory. I guess you can hold that over me, and I certainly don't mind.

[Agent]

stand for what you believe in.

I enjoy midget pussy.

[BYU Born (roveram)]

I stand for injun's and black chicks.

Throw in some beans and cornbread and that sums me up.

[HeyMoe]

Halle Berry and messican food. Thank you.

[Agent]

I wonder if the guy at the gas station who punched you in your fucking mouth and basically whipped your fucking ass was fat or not.

Either way, one ass kicking per year is probably enough for you.

I'm just surprised you were with a woman.

[rebelionel]

Touche, shamu. I guess what you're saying is that you'd try to get your grubby paws around a 9mm to be taken seriously.

[Thethreeyardout]

I'd a taken it from him, pistol whipped him with it, had your chick on her knees in front of me while you watched and pissed down your leg.

Taken all of the Slim Jims off the counter and called it a day.


Trick.

Edited by Thethreeyardout, 24 February 2008 - 07:18 PM.

[RaginKajun]

pretty bitch move to let some dude clock your woman in the greel and just stand there with your pecker in your hand.

[Agent]

very bitch move

very bitch

[rebelionel]

will you teach me how to be bullet proof RK, thats a cool trick! i'm not thoed enough to listen to crappy local rap or deflect bullets like you

[RaginKajun]

but you are "thoed" enough to piss you pants at the first sign of adversity and wallow in a pant load of your own shit while some 5' suburban gangsta uses your woman as a punching bag. and that's what counts.

[surf]

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1/2 of the golf cart creekhawgs

[Agent]

but you are "thoed" enough to piss you pants at the first sign of adversity and wallow in a pant load of your own shit while some 5' suburban gangsta uses your woman as a punching bag. and that's what counts.