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[Ultra Aggie]

I start drinking vodka and Red Bulls at 8 in the morning, go to a bowling tournament to watch to friends play, run up a $94 tab at the bar, become the drunkest person at a fucking bowling alley, go home and try to pass out 9:00 and turn down a piece of pussy just so I get some sleep.

God I love being single!!!

[Scot]

I start drinking vodka and Red Bulls at 8 in the morning, go to a bowling tournament to watch to friends play, run up a $94 tab at the bar, become the drunkest person at a fucking bowling alley, go home and try to pass out 9:00 and turn down a piece of pussy just so I get some sleep.

God I love being single!!!

I drank ten beers last night, smoked a bowl, called up my sure thing and fucked her in her kitchen and bed. Woke up and fucked her twice this morning.

Went to walmart and bought a bocce ball set. Started drinking at 3. Getting wasted now and heading to a a roller derby show (not sure what the fuck you call girls fighting on skates) in 30 minutes. Then plan on fucking the ol girl one more time for good measure.

I'll let you fags know if I get her up to double digits on the orgasms.

[KidTwist]

With all the sex and drinking and whatnot, I don't know if you're going to have time to play bocce ball.

Maybe you should rethink your priorities Scot...

[BYU Born (roveram)]

Shit Scot. I think Pfizer just went up 20% in after hours trading.

[Agent]

and if you smoke another bowl without me, I'm going to make you drink bong water and fuck Delta Burke from OKC last year

[Scot]

and if you smoke another bowl without me, I'm going to make you drink bong water and fuck Delta Burke from OKC last year

An opportunity presented itself to me. Was I supposed to pass up freebies?